Looks like an ordinary congratulatory card right? Hah. After your recipient opens this card, it will start looping a very very NSFW soundtrack. With red cheeks, your embarrassed recipient will try to stop the moaning by pressing the sound button in the card. Except each press of the button will just increase the volume of the moaning! The loop will play until the battery runs out (over an hour) or the card is destroyed. Except the interior of the card is stuffed with craft herpes (glitter) that will get everywhere once they attempt to rip the card open. Watch the card in action in the video below. WARNING NSFW sound. 

Activated- The card is already activated and if the button is clicked, the looping sex noises will not stop!

Safe Mode - Gives you the option to test, sign, and activate the card yourself, before gifting.

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01/27/2019
Anonymous
United States

It was funny has ****

It’s was great

A Ruin Days Customer
WA
01/24/2019
William A.
United States

I don't know

I sent it as a gift so, I don't know

A
01/17/2019
Anonymous
United States

It was fun for all

It was fun for all involved

BC
01/14/2019
Braiden C.
United States

Hilarious

Got it as a Christmas gift for a buddy of mine, definitely worth it! His wife sent me a video of when he opened it and the look on his face was priceless.

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01/10/2019
Anonymous
United States

loved it

I loved it made me feel better and relived stress will defiantly order again

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The Moaning NSFW Card

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Looks like an ordinary congratulatory card right? Hah. After your recipient opens this card, it will start looping a very very NSFW soundtrack. With red cheeks, your embarrassed recipient will try to stop the moaning by pressing the sound button in the card. Except each press of the button will just increase the volume of the moaning! The loop will play until the battery runs out (over an hour) or the card is destroyed. Except the interior of the card is stuffed with craft herpes (glitter) that will get everywhere once they attempt to rip the card open. Watch the card in action in the video below. WARNING NSFW sound. 

Activated- The card is already activated and if the button is clicked, the looping sex noises will not stop!

Safe Mode - Gives you the option to test, sign, and activate the card yourself, before gifting.

Customer Reviews

Based on 31 reviews
5 Star
97% 
30
4 Star
0% 
0
3 Star
0% 
0
2 Star
0% 
0
1 Star
3% 
1
Customer Photos
Write a Review Ask a Question
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  • glitter
  • card
  • moaning
  • video
  • face
  • button
  • person
  • gift
A
01/27/2019
Anonymous
United States

It was funny has ****

It’s was great

A Ruin Days Customer
WA
01/24/2019
William A.
United States

I don't know

I sent it as a gift so, I don't know

A
01/17/2019
Anonymous
United States

It was fun for all

It was fun for all involved

BC
01/14/2019
Braiden C.
United States

Hilarious

Got it as a Christmas gift for a buddy of mine, definitely worth it! His wife sent me a video of when he opened it and the look on his face was priceless.

A
01/10/2019
Anonymous
United States

loved it

I loved it made me feel better and relived stress will defiantly order again

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