Looks like an ordinary congratulatory card right? Hah. After your recipient opens this card, it will start looping a very very NSFW soundtrack. With red cheeks, your embarrassed recipient will try to stop the moaning by pressing the sound button in the card. Except each press of the button will just increase the volume of the moaning! The loop will play until the battery runs out (over an hour) or the card is destroyed. Except the interior of the card is stuffed with craft herpes (glitter) that will get everywhere once they attempt to rip the card open. Watch the card in action in the video below. WARNING NSFW sound. 

Activated- The card is already activated and if the button is clicked, the looping sex noises will not stop!

Safe Mode - Gives you the option to test, sign, and activate the card yourself, before gifting.

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05/24/2019
Ray P.

******* excellent.

I sent this to a cousin after he visited town for my wedding. His wife opened it with him and thought a girl that was flirting with him at our bar the night before recorded herself and sent it to him. She went apeshit crazy and ripped the card and got covered in glitter. He immediately messaged us all asking if we sent it. I let it be known that it was me that sent it his wife was relieved but also had ******* mess to clean up. Lol.

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05/23/2019
Anonymous
United States

Good laugh!

The card in was hilarious and there was definitely a lot of confetti, great find!!

A
04/11/2019
Anonymous
United States

Absolutely amazing

The perp got what they deserved. Hilariously they waited 30 min until finally destroying the card and pulling out the battery. They tore it up and got glitter all over the place.

SP
04/11/2019
Shaun P.
United States

****** off

Sent this to my brother and he was ******. I think he was more ****** off about his teenage son confiscating it and putting it in his room until the battery died. I am positive his son called all of his friends to hear it coming from his room

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04/09/2019
Anonymous
United States

Badass

Ffn awesome!!!! Only prob was I’m too much of a perv so person I sent it too automatically knew it was from me . But he did get a good kick out of it!!

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The Moaning NSFW Card

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Looks like an ordinary congratulatory card right? Hah. After your recipient opens this card, it will start looping a very very NSFW soundtrack. With red cheeks, your embarrassed recipient will try to stop the moaning by pressing the sound button in the card. Except each press of the button will just increase the volume of the moaning! The loop will play until the battery runs out (over an hour) or the card is destroyed. Except the interior of the card is stuffed with craft herpes (glitter) that will get everywhere once they attempt to rip the card open. Watch the card in action in the video below. WARNING NSFW sound. 

Activated- The card is already activated and if the button is clicked, the looping sex noises will not stop!

Safe Mode - Gives you the option to test, sign, and activate the card yourself, before gifting.

Customer Reviews

4.9 Based on 42 reviews
5 ★
98% 
41
4 ★
0% 
0
3 ★
0% 
0
2 ★
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  • gift
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  • EVERYWHERE
  • glitter
  • wife
  • boss
  • co-worker
  • video
  • moaning
  • person
RP
05/24/2019
Ray P.

******* excellent.

I sent this to a cousin after he visited town for my wedding. His wife opened it with him and thought a girl that was flirting with him at our bar the night before recorded herself and sent it to him. She went apeshit crazy and ripped the card and got covered in glitter. He immediately messaged us all asking if we sent it. I let it be known that it was me that sent it his wife was relieved but also had ******* mess to clean up. Lol.

A
05/23/2019
Anonymous
United States

Good laugh!

The card in was hilarious and there was definitely a lot of confetti, great find!!

A
04/11/2019
Anonymous
United States

Absolutely amazing

The perp got what they deserved. Hilariously they waited 30 min until finally destroying the card and pulling out the battery. They tore it up and got glitter all over the place.

SP
04/11/2019
Shaun P.
United States

****** off

Sent this to my brother and he was ******. I think he was more ****** off about his teenage son confiscating it and putting it in his room until the battery died. I am positive his son called all of his friends to hear it coming from his room

A
04/09/2019
Anonymous
United States

Badass

Ffn awesome!!!! Only prob was I’m too much of a perv so person I sent it too automatically knew it was from me . But he did get a good kick out of it!!

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