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Looks like an ordinary congratulatory card right? Hah. After your recipient opens this card, it will start looping a very very NSFW soundtrack. With red cheeks, your embarrassed recipient will try to stop the moaning by pressing the sound button in the card. Except each press of the button will just increase the volume of the moaning! The loop will play until the battery runs out (over an hour) or the card is destroyed. Except the interior of the card is stuffed with craft herpes (glitter) that will get everywhere once they attempt to rip the card open. Watch the card in action in the video below. WARNING NSFW sound. 

Activated- The card is already activated and if the button is clicked, the looping sex noises will not stop!

Safe Mode - Gives you the option to test, sign, and activate the card yourself, before gifting.

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08/14/2019
Anonymous
Canada Canada

Best money spent on a card

Wonderful surprise for someone who truly deserved this card. He ran around red faced trying to get rid of it! Too bad I wasn't there first hand to see!

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07/25/2019
Chris

Best money spent on a card

I didn't get to see it first hand but the perp turned UNBELIEVABLY red and stuffed the card in his desk. When the noises wouldn't stop he had to take the card outside to dispose of it! Too bad he didn't destroy it for the beautiful mess.

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06/28/2019
Anonymous
United States United States

if I could be a fly on the wall

Heard the GM was in a real pissy mood the other day and left early. That coincides with the delivery of this card Hope the ***** had to go try and get glitter out of his beard

RP
05/24/2019
Ray P.

******* excellent.

I sent this to a cousin after he visited town for my wedding. His wife opened it with him and thought a girl that was flirting with him at our bar the night before recorded herself and sent it to him. She went apeshit crazy and ripped the card and got covered in glitter. He immediately messaged us all asking if we sent it. I let it be known that it was me that sent it his wife was relieved but also had ******* mess to clean up. Lol.

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05/23/2019
Anonymous
United States

Good laugh!

The card in was hilarious and there was definitely a lot of confetti, great find!!

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The Moaning NSFW Card

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Looks like an ordinary congratulatory card right? Hah. After your recipient opens this card, it will start looping a very very NSFW soundtrack. With red cheeks, your embarrassed recipient will try to stop the moaning by pressing the sound button in the card. Except each press of the button will just increase the volume of the moaning! The loop will play until the battery runs out (over an hour) or the card is destroyed. Except the interior of the card is stuffed with craft herpes (glitter) that will get everywhere once they attempt to rip the card open. Watch the card in action in the video below. WARNING NSFW sound. 

Activated- The card is already activated and if the button is clicked, the looping sex noises will not stop!

Safe Mode - Gives you the option to test, sign, and activate the card yourself, before gifting.

Customer Reviews

4.9 Based on 45 Reviews
5 ★
98% 
44
4 ★
0% 
0
3 ★
0% 
0
2 ★
0% 
0
1 ★
2% 
1
Customer Photos
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A
08/14/2019
Anonymous
Canada Canada

Best money spent on a card

Wonderful surprise for someone who truly deserved this card. He ran around red faced trying to get rid of it! Too bad I wasn't there first hand to see!

C
07/25/2019
Chris

Best money spent on a card

I didn't get to see it first hand but the perp turned UNBELIEVABLY red and stuffed the card in his desk. When the noises wouldn't stop he had to take the card outside to dispose of it! Too bad he didn't destroy it for the beautiful mess.

A
06/28/2019
Anonymous
United States United States

if I could be a fly on the wall

Heard the GM was in a real pissy mood the other day and left early. That coincides with the delivery of this card Hope the ***** had to go try and get glitter out of his beard

RP
05/24/2019
Ray P.

******* excellent.

I sent this to a cousin after he visited town for my wedding. His wife opened it with him and thought a girl that was flirting with him at our bar the night before recorded herself and sent it to him. She went apeshit crazy and ripped the card and got covered in glitter. He immediately messaged us all asking if we sent it. I let it be known that it was me that sent it his wife was relieved but also had ******* mess to clean up. Lol.

A
05/23/2019
Anonymous
United States

Good laugh!

The card in was hilarious and there was definitely a lot of confetti, great find!!

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