• Yeah... we went there... Maybe your buddy Mike didn't actually eat the Bag of Dicks you sent him and ordered to eat. He'll have no choice but to eat them now as they are flung at his stupid face.

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06/15/2019
Anon

Worth the money!!!!!

Let me tell ya, that B**** had it coming. Lied to me about talking to other guys and gave a BS excuse about canceled plans. Hope she is happier now because I sure as **** am! Ended up getting a text accusing me. Definitely Get triple the glitter since you will probably only do it once.

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06/15/2019
Anonymous

He unfriended me lol

I sent mine with triple the amount of glitter to my ex. He broke my heart and shattered it to pieces so I got my revenge. It was just delivered today and it must have been good because he unfriended me and all my friends. I bet he doesn’t know which one of us it was. I wish I had it on video.

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06/10/2019
Anonymous
United States

DABOMB

Excellent, anonymous too. Love it

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06/10/2019
Anonymous
United States

Most Satisfying Money I've Ever Spent

I don't know how I didn't discover this sooner. Sent one to a friend that totally deserved it and he did not expect it at all. Worked perfectly-exploded over the top of the sandwich he was making, got on top of his fridge and in his oven burners. He had no idea who sent it until I called him laughing. The anticipation from the time I ordered it to the time he opened it nearly killed me. It's been two weeks since and I still laugh every time I think about it.

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05/28/2019
Joshua H.
United States

Amazing surprise!!

I sent one to my brother who hates glitter. He called me screaming and laughing. Worth every penny.

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  • Yeah... we went there... Maybe your buddy Mike didn't actually eat the Bag of Dicks you sent him and ordered to eat. He'll have no choice but to eat them now as they are flung at his stupid face.

Customer Reviews

4.8 Based on 955 Reviews
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06/15/2019
Anon

Worth the money!!!!!

Let me tell ya, that B**** had it coming. Lied to me about talking to other guys and gave a BS excuse about canceled plans. Hope she is happier now because I sure as **** am! Ended up getting a text accusing me. Definitely Get triple the glitter since you will probably only do it once.

A
06/15/2019
Anonymous

He unfriended me lol

I sent mine with triple the amount of glitter to my ex. He broke my heart and shattered it to pieces so I got my revenge. It was just delivered today and it must have been good because he unfriended me and all my friends. I bet he doesn’t know which one of us it was. I wish I had it on video.

A
06/10/2019
Anonymous
United States

DABOMB

Excellent, anonymous too. Love it

A
06/10/2019
Anonymous
United States

Most Satisfying Money I've Ever Spent

I don't know how I didn't discover this sooner. Sent one to a friend that totally deserved it and he did not expect it at all. Worked perfectly-exploded over the top of the sandwich he was making, got on top of his fridge and in his oven burners. He had no idea who sent it until I called him laughing. The anticipation from the time I ordered it to the time he opened it nearly killed me. It's been two weeks since and I still laugh every time I think about it.

JH
05/28/2019
Joshua H.
United States

Amazing surprise!!

I sent one to my brother who hates glitter. He called me screaming and laughing. Worth every penny.

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