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Looks like an ordinary congratulatory card right? Hah. After your recipient opens this card, it will start looping a very very NSFW soundtrack. With red cheeks, your embarrassed recipient will try to stop the moaning by pressing the sound button in the card. Except each press of the button will just increase the volume of the moaning! The loop will play until the battery runs out (over an hour) or the card is destroyed. Except the interior of the card is stuffed with craft herpes (glitter) that will get everywhere once they attempt to rip the card open. Listen to the soundtrack in the below video. WARNING NSFW. 

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The Moaning NSFW Card

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Looks like an ordinary congratulatory card right? Hah. After your recipient opens this card, it will start looping a very very NSFW soundtrack. With red cheeks, your embarrassed recipient will try to stop the moaning by pressing the sound button in the card. Except each press of the button will just increase the volume of the moaning! The loop will play until the battery runs out (over an hour) or the card is destroyed. Except the interior of the card is stuffed with craft herpes (glitter) that will get everywhere once they attempt to rip the card open. Listen to the soundtrack in the below video. WARNING NSFW. 

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