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Looks like an ordinary congratulatory card right? Hah. After your recipient opens this card, it will start looping a very very NSFW soundtrack. With red cheeks, your embarrassed recipient will try to stop the moaning by pressing the sound button in the card. Except each press of the button will just increase the volume of the moaning! The loop will play until the battery runs out (over an hour) or the card is destroyed. Except the interior of the card is stuffed with craft herpes (glitter) that will get everywhere once they attempt to rip the card open. Watch the card in action in the video below. WARNING NSFW. 

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09/25/2018
Anonymous
United States

Card great shipping not.

The card was great but it took almost a week to arrive!

DC
09/23/2018
Dani C.
United States

Hilarious

It worked flawlessly and there is still glitter in the car after she tore it up!

ZG
09/23/2018
Zeb G.
United States

Fantastic

This was an awesome prank and the timing couldn’t have been more perfect

The Moaning NSFW Card

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Looks like an ordinary congratulatory card right? Hah. After your recipient opens this card, it will start looping a very very NSFW soundtrack. With red cheeks, your embarrassed recipient will try to stop the moaning by pressing the sound button in the card. Except each press of the button will just increase the volume of the moaning! The loop will play until the battery runs out (over an hour) or the card is destroyed. Except the interior of the card is stuffed with craft herpes (glitter) that will get everywhere once they attempt to rip the card open. Watch the card in action in the video below. WARNING NSFW. 

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
5 Star
100% 
3
4 Star
0% 
0
3 Star
0% 
0
2 Star
0% 
0
1 Star
0% 
0
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A
09/25/2018
Anonymous
United States

Card great shipping not.

The card was great but it took almost a week to arrive!

DC
09/23/2018
Dani C.
United States

Hilarious

It worked flawlessly and there is still glitter in the car after she tore it up!

ZG
09/23/2018
Zeb G.
United States

Fantastic

This was an awesome prank and the timing couldn’t have been more perfect

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