Why not stock up with a big box so they are handy when you need to tell someone to Eat a Bag of Dicks? Each bag individually has an "Eat a Bag of Dicks" note attached so you don't even have to waste your breath. In the middle of an argument? Chuck a bag over at them and I promise they'll eat them. Our dicks are too delicious to resist. 

Includes 18 bags of dicks with attached "Eat a Bag of Dicks" note

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Based on 157 reviews
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01/30/2019
Anonymous
United States

Hilarious

Recipient ate them all!

KM
01/27/2019
Katherine M.
United States

Great form of retaliation

After being glittered bombed by our daughter it was great fun sending her a retaliatory bag of dicks. The card saying eat a bag of dicks was spot on. If I had enemies I cared enough about to spend money on those ******** would all get glitter bombs!

A
01/25/2019
Anonymous
United States

BAG OF DICKS AND EXPLODING **** BOMB

I used to be a supervisor for this person and we have had a prank war back and forth for over two years. He got me with the micro ***** *********** kit. So i saw your add on face book and brought an exploding **** bomb. He was ****** for 15 seconds then he told me it was pretty funny. I followed it up with an eat a bag of dicks. i arrived and ate all of the candy just to show him i did not poison him. Great job

CW
01/24/2019
Chris W.
United States

Best friend prank

I had an overall great experience, I sent some dicks to my best friend and he thought it was hilarious.

A
01/24/2019
Anonymous
United States

Perfect she even posted on Snapchat

It was beautiful sending this dumb girl who led me then completely stopped talking to me a bag of dicks. She’s always posting on Snapchat like she’s something special so I was so hoping she would post when she got a bag of dicks and she did so of course I took a screenshot . What made it even better is that it was close to her birthday. Maybe I’ll send her some more stuff later on since she deserves it. Wish I could post the screenshots the first one said I got my first birthday present the next one said ***?

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Big Box of Dicks (Bulk Gummy Dicks)

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Why not stock up with a big box so they are handy when you need to tell someone to Eat a Bag of Dicks? Each bag individually has an "Eat a Bag of Dicks" note attached so you don't even have to waste your breath. In the middle of an argument? Chuck a bag over at them and I promise they'll eat them. Our dicks are too delicious to resist. 

Includes 18 bags of dicks with attached "Eat a Bag of Dicks" note

Customer Reviews

Based on 157 reviews
5 Star
87% 
137
4 Star
8% 
12
3 Star
3% 
5
2 Star
0% 
0
1 Star
2% 
3
Customer Photos
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A
01/30/2019
Anonymous
United States

Hilarious

Recipient ate them all!

KM
01/27/2019
Katherine M.
United States

Great form of retaliation

After being glittered bombed by our daughter it was great fun sending her a retaliatory bag of dicks. The card saying eat a bag of dicks was spot on. If I had enemies I cared enough about to spend money on those ******** would all get glitter bombs!

A
01/25/2019
Anonymous
United States

BAG OF DICKS AND EXPLODING **** BOMB

I used to be a supervisor for this person and we have had a prank war back and forth for over two years. He got me with the micro ***** *********** kit. So i saw your add on face book and brought an exploding **** bomb. He was ****** for 15 seconds then he told me it was pretty funny. I followed it up with an eat a bag of dicks. i arrived and ate all of the candy just to show him i did not poison him. Great job

CW
01/24/2019
Chris W.
United States

Best friend prank

I had an overall great experience, I sent some dicks to my best friend and he thought it was hilarious.

A
01/24/2019
Anonymous
United States

Perfect she even posted on Snapchat

It was beautiful sending this dumb girl who led me then completely stopped talking to me a bag of dicks. She’s always posting on Snapchat like she’s something special so I was so hoping she would post when she got a bag of dicks and she did so of course I took a screenshot . What made it even better is that it was close to her birthday. Maybe I’ll send her some more stuff later on since she deserves it. Wish I could post the screenshots the first one said I got my first birthday present the next one said ***?

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