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Whose day should I ruin?

Your Boss

Send your boss, that scheduled you for a double shift on your birthday, lovely glitter everywhere card to get all over his keyboard.

An EX

Send your ex that cheated on you with your best friend a piece of shit because (s)he shit in your heart.

Noisy Neighbor

Glitter or poop won't cut it for the noisy neighbor that never lets you sleep at night. Send them glitter covered poop or a spring-loaded glitter bomb.

Nice Old Lady

Maybe you just want to be a prick and send the nice old lady across the street a box of annoying sand for no reason at all. We won't judge.