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We at believe that anyone that has ever wronged you should pay.  We discreetly and anonymously package the most annoying things possible to receive through mail, and ship them to your worst enemies, in an effort to ruin their day.

Just give us their name and address. We'll take care of the rest.

start ruining days today.


Glitter Everywhere Envelope

Glitter Size
Glitter is the worst creation of mankind. It gets f*@king everywhere and is extremely frustrating. What better way to ruin someone's day than send them an envelope full of glitter!  The glitter is hidden inside a folded note for maximum day ruinage. 

Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.

Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb

Glitter Color

The envelope is not going to cut it. You really want this person to suffer so you're sending them a spring loaded tube with double the glitter that will ensure total glitterstruction upon opening. 

Holiday Blizzard Card

If glitter is the herpes of the craft world, I don't know what you'd call our "blizzard concoction".  The statically charged white micro-beads (mixed with white glitter) are propelled from our breakaway compartment upon card opening. Believe us when we say that glitter is, possible, to clean upin timebut white micro-beads are not.  They stick to EVERYTHING.  If you are unfortunate enough to receive one of these in the mail, pack up your bags, because you're moving.

whose day should i ruin?

We specialize in making every kind of person sad.

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"The poop in a box was more like diarrhea
but that just made it even better."

"I sent a spring-loaded box of glitter to my wife.
We live in the same house. I don't know why
the fuck I did that."

"I shipped a letter to my boss and watched her open the finest glitter
I've ever seen all over her keyboard. It was incredible."