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We at RuinDays.com believe that anyone that has ever wronged you should pay. We discreetly and 100% anonymously package the most annoying things possible to receive through mail, and ship them to your worst enemies, in an effort to ruin their day.
Just give us their name and address. We'll take care of the rest.
Glitter Everywhere Envelope
$ 5.99
Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.
Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
$ 19.99 $ 26.99
The envelope is not going to cut it. You really want this person to suffer so you're sending them a spring loaded tube with double the glitter that will ensure total glitterstruction upon opening.
Pro tip: Tell them the best way to get all the glitter out of their carpet is by pouring honey all over it — the glitter sticks to the honey and comes right off! 😂
Bag of Dicks
$ 12.99
Your Boss
Send your boss, that scheduled you for a double shift on your birthday, lovely glitter everywhere envelope to get all over his keyboard.
Noisy Neighbor
Glitter or poop won't cut it for the noisy neighbor that never lets you sleep at night. Send them glitter covered poop or a spring-loaded glitter bomb.
Nice Old Lady
Maybe you just want to be a fucking prick and, for no reason, send the nice old lady across the street a box of annoying sand. We won't judge.
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb
$ 23.99
Yeah... we went there... It's one thing to send someone a Bag of Dicks and another to literally cover their apartment in hundreds of tiny micropenises.... View full product details
Dickhead Trophy
$ 13.99
Some people deserve to be awarded for their dickheadery. That’s why we made a penile trophy for dickheads everywhere to proudly display on their desk.... View full product details
Disguised Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
$ 23.99 $ 27.99
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me... right? Nope. Fool them twice! Introducing the Disguised Spring-Loaded Glitter Bomb in a... View full product details
Butthurt Care Package
$ 12.99
There’s one thing that makes a butthurt person more butthurt and that’s other people knowing they’re butthurt. That’s why this package is delivered in a... View full product details
Smelly Poop in a Box
$ 17.99
Yep. Exactly what it sounds like. Wet, chunky, poop in a box. Sprayed with condensed hobo farts. View full product details
Eat a Dick Card
$ 9.99 $ 11.99
Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks. What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick?... View full product details
Dirt Bag
$ 8.99
What better way to tell someone they're a dirtbag than by uh... sending them a Dirt Bag? We source the dirtiest dirt for the dirtiest of... View full product details
Spring Loaded Smelly Poop Bomb
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If you are enough of an asshole to really send a spring-loaded box of shit to somebody, send us an email at i@ruindays.com for possible... View full product details
