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Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.
$ 19.99 $ 26.99
The envelope is not going to cut it. You really want this person to suffer so you're sending them a spring loaded tube with double the glitter that will ensure total glitterstruction upon opening.
If glitter is the herpes of the craft world, I don't know what you'd call our "blizzard concoction". The statically charged white micro-beads (mixed with white glitter) are propelled from our breakaway compartment upon card opening. Believe us when we say that glitter is, possible, to clean up—in time—but white micro-beads are not. They stick to EVERYTHING. If you are unfortunate enough to receive one of these in the mail, pack up your bags, because you're moving.
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"The poop in a box was more like diarrhea
but that just made it even better."
"I sent a spring-loaded box of glitter to my wife.
We live in the same house. I don't know why
the fuck I did that."
"I shipped a letter to my boss and watched her open the finest glitter
I've ever seen all over her keyboard. It was incredible."