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We at RuinDays.com believe that anyone that has ever wronged you should pay.  We discreetly and anonymously package the most annoying things possible to receive through mail, and ship them to your worst enemies, in an effort to ruin their day.

Just give us their name and address. We'll take care of the rest.

start ruining days today.

 

Glitter Everywhere Envelope

Glitter Size
Glitter is the worst creation of mankind. It gets f*@king everywhere and is extremely frustrating. What better way to ruin someone's day than send them an envelope full of glitter!  The glitter is hidden inside a folded note for maximum day ruinage. 


Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.

Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb

Glitter Color
Multi
Red
Gold
Silver
Green
Blue
Pink
Orange

The envelope is not going to cut it. You really want this person to suffer so you're sending them a spring loaded tube with double the glitter that will ensure total glitterstruction upon opening.

Pro tip: Tell them the best way to get all the glitter out of their carpet is by pouring honey all over it — the glitter sticks to the honey and comes right off! 😂

**Choose April Fool’s Day Delivery at checkout for guaranteed 4/1/17 delivery**

 

Bag of Dicks

How do you win an argument?  Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that.  There is no coming back from that.  And now you can physically ship someone a bag of edible dicks.  This one comes with a note.  What does it say?  Eat a bag of dicks.

**Choose April Fool’s Day Delivery at checkout for guaranteed 4/1/17 delivery**

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testimonials

"The poop in a box was more like diarrhea
but that just made it even better."
-Jessie

"I sent a spring-loaded box of glitter to my wife.
We live in the same house. I don't know why
the fuck I did that."
-Peter

"I shipped a letter to my boss and watched her open the finest glitter
I've ever seen all over her keyboard. It was incredible."
-Alexa