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Glitter Everywhere Envelope
$ 5.99
Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.
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Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
$ 19.99 $ 26.99
The envelope is not going to cut it. You really want this person to suffer so you're sending them a spring loaded tube with double the glitter that will ensure total glitterstruction upon opening.
Bag of Dicks
$ 13.99
How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. There is no coming back from that. And now you can physically ship someone a bag of edible dicks. This one comes with a note. What does it say? Eat a bag of dicks.
Your Boss
Send your boss, that scheduled you for a double shift on your birthday, lovely glitter everywhere envelope to get all over his keyboard.
Noisy Neighbor
Glitter or poop won't cut it for the noisy neighbor that never lets you sleep at night. Send them glitter covered poop or a spring-loaded glitter bomb.
Nice Old Lady
Maybe you just want to be a fucking prick and, for no reason, send the nice old lady across the street a box of annoying sand. We won't judge.
Disguised Glitter Everywhere Envelope
$ 6.99
You already fooled your target once. Now they know what to look out for. Sending them more glitter in different packaging will really demoralize them.... View full product details
Butthurt Care Package
$ 14.99
There’s one thing that makes a butthurt person more butthurt and that’s other people knowing they’re butthurt. That’s why this package is delivered in a... View full product details
Disguised Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
$ 23.99 $ 27.99
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me... right? Nope. Fool them twice! Introducing the Disguised Spring-Loaded Glitter Bomb in a... View full product details
Grow a Pair
$ 11.99
You know that guy that sits across from you at work who clearly likes you but doesn't have the balls to ask you out? He needs... View full product details
Box of Annoying Sand
$ 19.99
When they pull open this box within a box, fine sand will surely get all over their carpet and stay there for the rest of... View full product details
Smelly Poop in a Box
$ 17.99
Yep. Exactly what it sounds like. Wet, chunky, poop in a box. Sprayed with condensed hobo farts. View full product details
Spring Loaded Gummy Dicks
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Yeah... we went there... Maybe your buddy Mike didn't actually eat the Bag of Dicks you sent him and ordered to eat. He'll have no... View full product details
Spring Loaded Smelly Poop Bomb
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If you are enough of an asshole to really send a spring-loaded box of shit to somebody, send us an email at i@ruindays.com for possible... View full product details
