Glitter is the worst creation of mankind. It gets f*@king everywhere and is extremely frustrating. What better way to ruin someone's day than send them an envelope full of glitter!  The glitter is hidden inside a folded note for maximum day ruinage. 

Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.

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• The envelope is not going to cut it. You really want this person to suffer so you're sending them a spring loaded tube with double the glitter that will ensure total glitterstruction upon opening.

• What if the recipient opens the wrong end?

  The "wrong" end or bottom is stapled shut using 4 industrial staples.

  Can you hear the glitter in the tube by shaking it?

  No, our glitter is safely stored in an isolated compartment so you cannot feel or hear it.

  What are the dimensions of the tube?

  2" diameter, 7" length

   

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• How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. There is no coming back from that. And now you can physically ship someone a bag of edible dicks. This one comes with a note. What does it say? Eat a bag of dicks.

• How many dicks is in the package?

  It weighs 6 ounces. Let's say about 30 jelly micropenises in and around your mouth.

  Can you leave out the note?

  Sorry, all dicks come with the "Eat a Bag of Dicks" note.

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