Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.

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• We are the inventors of the original Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb so we had a lot of time to perfect this design! Our sturdy 7 inch shipping tubes are packed with over 40 grams of glitter and a 9 inch spring, ensuring total glitterstruction! The glitter is stored in a separate compartment making it impossible to hear the glitter inside of the tube. Double or triple the glitter if you're crazy.

• What if the recipient opens the wrong end?

  The "wrong" end or bottom is stapled shut using 4 industrial staples.

  Can you hear the glitter in the tube by shaking it?

  No, our glitter is safely stored in an isolated compartment so you cannot feel or hear it.

  What are the dimensions of the tube?

  2" diameter, 7" length

   

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• How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. However, it is not enough to just say the phrase. There's something immensely special about physically providing the said bag of dicks along with your assertion. And our dicks are delicious so you can rest assured your recipient will truly eat a bag of dicks.

  Double the dicks = 2 bags of dicks

  Triple the dicks = 3 bags of dicks

  Whole Box of dicks = 18 bags of dicks (for real)

• How many dicks is in the package?

  It weighs 6 ounces. Let's say about 30 jelly micropenises in and around your mouth.

  Can you leave out the note?

  Sorry, all dicks come with the "Eat a Bag of Dicks" note.

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