Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.

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• We are the inventors of the original Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb so we had a lot of time to perfect this design! Our sturdy 7 inch shipping tubes are packed with over 40 grams of glitter and a 9 inch spring, ensuring total glitterstruction! The glitter is stored in a separate compartment making it impossible to hear the glitter inside of the tube. Double or triple the glitter if you're crazy.

• What if the recipient opens the wrong end?

  The "wrong" end or bottom is stapled shut using 4 industrial staples.

  Can you hear the glitter in the tube by shaking it?

  No, our glitter is safely stored in an isolated compartment so you cannot feel or hear it.

  What are the dimensions of the tube?

  2" diameter, 7" length

   

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• How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. There is no coming back from that. And now you can physically ship someone a bag of edible dicks. This one comes with a note. What does it say? Eat a bag of dicks.

• How many dicks is in the package?

  It weighs 6 ounces. Let's say about 30 jelly micropenises in and around your mouth.

  Can you leave out the note?

  Sorry, all dicks come with the "Eat a Bag of Dicks" note.

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Imagine that special someone's face on Christmas morning when they are expecting a nice gift but instead open up a spring-loaded glitter bomb. Red tube. Green glitter.

This will ship in outer packaging, so the red tube will be free of shipping labels and ready for gifting! 

Save big by purchasing 5 packs for the family or 10 packs for the whole office!