Yep. Exactly what it sounds like. Wet, chunky, poop in a box. Sprayed with condensed hobo farts.
I had the greatest revenge on my former manager. She was unfortunate enough to open her box of poo in front of the regional manager (her boss). The recipient of my gift was so mad, she ran outside looking for who could've left it in her company mail box. Silly woman, it had been delivered anonymously. My friends from work told me all about her reaction. I quit on bad terms a month earlier and several quit shortly after me, so my ex-boss doesn't know which one of us it could be. That's what happens when everyone hates you because you're a terrible person and can't do your job. We quit and you get ****. Poo on you, honey!
Amazing. Easy. Perfect.
It was beyond satisfying to imagine the horrified look on the recipients face and equally amusing to hear about them trying to figure out who sent it!
The receiver's experience was overall quite shitty, in a great way :)
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