FAQs

Is this a real site?

Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, this is very much, a legitimate website.

Should I completely ruin people's days?

Yes.

Is it completely anonymous?

Yes.

Can this be traced back to me? What is the return address on the packages?

No there is nothing linking our packages to you. We do not include a packing slip, and the return address is one of our many P.O. boxes across the country.

Is there a note in the envelope? What does it say?

There is a short note in the envelope that explains to the victim that someone glitter-bombed them in an attempt to ruin their day. The note is not mean and there is no profanity.

Can you personalize the note?

Unfortunately, we cannot take requests to personalize the note at this time.

I entered my own information for the shipping address and will now be ruining my own day. Help!

Go to the Order Lookup page and enter your order number and email address. If your order has not been shipped yet, you can update your shipping address there.

I changed my mind. How can I cancel my order?

Go to the Order Lookup page and enter your order number and email address. If your order has not been shipped yet, you can cancel your order for a full refund.

Is the poop real?

The poop is artificial, however, it is wet, chunky, and sprayed with condensed hobo farts, so it may as well be real.

Do you guys ship internationally?

Yes, we do.

How long do you take to ship?

Items are shipped within 2 business days. FedEx Express Saver shipping arrives within 3 business days from shipping. USPS shipping arrives whenever USPS feels like delivering it. (normally a week, but sometimes they suck)

Can I return an item?

Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund. To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it.