Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, this is very much, a legitimate website.
How can we help you ruin a day?
Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, this is very much, a legitimate website.
Yes.
Yes.
No there is nothing linking our packages to you. We do not include a packing slip, and the return address is one of our many P.O. boxes across the country.
There is a short note in the envelope that explains to the victim that someone glitter-bombed them in an attempt to ruin their day. The note is not mean and there is no profanity.
Unfortunately, we cannot take requests to personalize the note at this time.
Go to the Order Lookup page and enter your order number and email address. If your order has not been shipped yet, you can update your shipping address there.
Go to the Order Lookup page and enter your order number and email address. If your order has not been shipped yet, you can cancel your order for a full refund.
The poop is artificial, however, it is wet, chunky, and sprayed with condensed hobo farts, so it may as well be real.
Yes, we do.
Items are shipped within 2 business days. FedEx Express Saver shipping arrives within 3 business days from shipping. USPS shipping arrives whenever USPS feels like delivering it. (normally a week, but sometimes they suck)
Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund. To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it.