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There’s one thing that makes a butthurt person more butthurt and that’s other people knowing they’re butthurt. That’s why this package is delivered in a bright red box with “Butthurt Care Package” printed on literally every orifice. Includes our famous Butthurt cream for instant anal relief, a pocket pack of tissues for the tears, and some tampons.

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4.6 Based on 16 Reviews
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RG
09/13/2020
Richard G.
United States United States
Soothing cream

my experience was fantastic i will be using it again.

A
01/11/2019
Anonymous
United States
Worked like a charm

The recipient reacted exactly like you'd expect someone who deserved to receive a butthurt care package would......like a whiny b@#$!. Well worth $15

A
02/05/2018
Anonymous
United States
Everybody hurts

The best laugh that makes "hurt" so good

A
01/18/2018
Anonymous
Netherlands
Fun!

I loved it. Package was a little smaller than I expected but it was cool. And the anonymous sending part is ofcourse amazing!

CB
10/25/2017
Candidate B.
United States
Mission Accomplished

The person that received it was at Officer Candidate School and he definitely enjoyed it!!!

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Butthurt Care Package

16 reviews   |  

There’s one thing that makes a butthurt person more butthurt and that’s other people knowing they’re butthurt. That’s why this package is delivered in a bright red box with “Butthurt Care Package” printed on literally every orifice. Includes our famous Butthurt cream for instant anal relief, a pocket pack of tissues for the tears, and some tampons.

Customer Reviews
4.6 Based on 16 Reviews
5 ?
75% 
12
4 ?
13% 
2
3 ?
12% 
2
2 ?
0% 
0
1 ?
0% 
0
Customer Photos
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Filter Reviews:
RG
09/13/2020
Richard G.
United States United States
Soothing cream

my experience was fantastic i will be using it again.

A
01/11/2019
Anonymous
United States
Worked like a charm

The recipient reacted exactly like you'd expect someone who deserved to receive a butthurt care package would......like a whiny b@#$!. Well worth $15

A
02/05/2018
Anonymous
United States
Everybody hurts

The best laugh that makes "hurt" so good

A
01/18/2018
Anonymous
Netherlands
Fun!

I loved it. Package was a little smaller than I expected but it was cool. And the anonymous sending part is ofcourse amazing!

CB
10/25/2017
Candidate B.
United States
Mission Accomplished

The person that received it was at Officer Candidate School and he definitely enjoyed it!!!

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