There’s one thing that makes a butthurt person more butthurt and that’s other people knowing they’re butthurt. That’s why this package is delivered in a bright red box with “Butthurt Care Package” printed on literally every orifice. Includes our famous Butthurt cream for instant anal relief, a pocket pack of tissues for the tears, and some tampons.
My friend that I bought it for could not figure out who sent it to him so he was asking everybody for 2 weeks best thing ever Thank You lots of laughs
Ordered this product for a coworker who was getting a colonoscopy as a joke, it really cheered him up. Although he did call us a**holes for doing it.
Fantastic! Such a great idea. It arrived promptly & delivered the perfect amount of butthurtocity.
Be warned when you request a message, it is not in the box. You have to go to a link.
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