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There’s one thing that makes a butthurt person more butthurt and that’s other people knowing they’re butthurt. That’s why this package is delivered in a bright red box with “Butthurt Care Package” printed on literally every orifice. Includes our famous Butthurt cream for instant anal relief, a pocket pack of tissues for the tears, and some tampons.

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4.6 Based on 15 Reviews
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01/12/2019
Anonymous
United States

Worked like a charm

The recipient reacted exactly like you'd expect someone who deserved to receive a butthurt care package would......like a whiny b@#$!. Well worth $15

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02/05/2018
Anonymous
United States

Everybody hurts

The best laugh that makes "hurt" so good

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01/18/2018
Anonymous
Netherlands

Fun!

I loved it. Package was a little smaller than I expected but it was cool. And the anonymous sending part is ofcourse amazing!

CB
10/25/2017
Candidate B.
United States

Mission Accomplished

The person that received it was at Officer Candidate School and he definitely enjoyed it!!!

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09/24/2017
Anonymous
United States

Best 30 th Birthday prank

My friend that I bought it for could not figure out who sent it to him so he was asking everybody for 2 weeks best thing ever Thank You lots of laughs

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Butthurt Care Package

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There’s one thing that makes a butthurt person more butthurt and that’s other people knowing they’re butthurt. That’s why this package is delivered in a bright red box with “Butthurt Care Package” printed on literally every orifice. Includes our famous Butthurt cream for instant anal relief, a pocket pack of tissues for the tears, and some tampons.

Customer Reviews
4.6 Based on 15 Reviews
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01/12/2019
Anonymous
United States

Worked like a charm

The recipient reacted exactly like you'd expect someone who deserved to receive a butthurt care package would......like a whiny b@#$!. Well worth $15

A
02/05/2018
Anonymous
United States

Everybody hurts

The best laugh that makes "hurt" so good

A
01/18/2018
Anonymous
Netherlands

Fun!

I loved it. Package was a little smaller than I expected but it was cool. And the anonymous sending part is ofcourse amazing!

CB
10/25/2017
Candidate B.
United States

Mission Accomplished

The person that received it was at Officer Candidate School and he definitely enjoyed it!!!

A
09/24/2017
Anonymous
United States

Best 30 th Birthday prank

My friend that I bought it for could not figure out who sent it to him so he was asking everybody for 2 weeks best thing ever Thank You lots of laughs

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