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There’s one thing that makes a butthurt person more butthurt and that’s other people knowing they’re butthurt. That’s why this package is delivered in a bright red box with “Butthurt Care Package” printed on literally every orifice. Includes our famous Butthurt cream for instant anal relief, a pocket pack of tissues for the tears, and some tampons.

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Based on 14 reviews
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02/05/2018
Anonymous
United States

Everybody hurts

The best laugh that makes "hurt" so good

A
01/18/2018
Anonymous
Netherlands

Fun!

I loved it. Package was a little smaller than I expected but it was cool. And the anonymous sending part is ofcourse amazing!

CB
10/25/2017
Candidate B.
United States

Mission Accomplished

The person that received it was at Officer Candidate School and he definitely enjoyed it!!!

A
09/24/2017
Anonymous
United States

Best 30 th Birthday prank

My friend that I bought it for could not figure out who sent it to him so he was asking everybody for 2 weeks best thing ever Thank You lots of laughs

S
09/07/2017
Susan
USA

Great gift

Ordered this product for a coworker who was getting a colonoscopy as a joke, it really cheered him up. Although he did call us a**holes for doing it.

Butthurt Care Package

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There’s one thing that makes a butthurt person more butthurt and that’s other people knowing they’re butthurt. That’s why this package is delivered in a bright red box with “Butthurt Care Package” printed on literally every orifice. Includes our famous Butthurt cream for instant anal relief, a pocket pack of tissues for the tears, and some tampons.

Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews
5 Star
71% 
10
4 Star
14% 
2
3 Star
14% 
2
2 Star
0% 
0
1 Star
0% 
0
Customer Photos
Write a Review Ask a Question
  • Reviews
  • Questions

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Your input is very much appreciated. Share it with your friends so they can enjoy it too!

A
02/05/2018
Anonymous
United States

Everybody hurts

The best laugh that makes "hurt" so good

A
01/18/2018
Anonymous
Netherlands

Fun!

I loved it. Package was a little smaller than I expected but it was cool. And the anonymous sending part is ofcourse amazing!

CB
10/25/2017
Candidate B.
United States

Mission Accomplished

The person that received it was at Officer Candidate School and he definitely enjoyed it!!!

A
09/24/2017
Anonymous
United States

Best 30 th Birthday prank

My friend that I bought it for could not figure out who sent it to him so he was asking everybody for 2 weeks best thing ever Thank You lots of laughs

S
09/07/2017
Susan
USA

Great gift

Ordered this product for a coworker who was getting a colonoscopy as a joke, it really cheered him up. Although he did call us a**holes for doing it.

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