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I sent this to a random person who was a total ***** to me for no reason. Tisk, tisk....people need to realize with very little information you can find out where most anyone is located and their personal info. You could use said info for good....or evil. I sent an eat a **** card and I KNOW it ruined their day.
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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks. What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.
Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!
Loved the look on her face when she opened this!
I sent this to a random person who was a total ***** to me for no reason. Tisk, tisk....people need to realize with very little information you can find out where most anyone is located and their personal info. You could use said info for good....or evil. I sent an eat a **** card and I KNOW it ruined their day.
I sent this to a random person who was a total ***** to me for no reason. Tisk, tisk....people need to realize with very little information you can find out where most anyone is located and their personal info. You could use said info for good....or evil. I sent an eat a **** card and I KNOW it ruined their day.
Wonderful. Super happy about it
No other card can relay the message of "My Heart Burns For You" as much as this one does. Its a work of beauty and mystical magic.
