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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

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4.9 Based on 26 Reviews
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04/17/2020
Anonymous
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**** card

Great.....................

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03/09/2020
Anonymous
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Eat a ****

Eat a big bag of sloppy dicks

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12/24/2019
Anonymous
United States United States
Wonderful Revenge

Easy to order and arrived quickly. Hope his coworkers got a kick out it but I know he sure didn't!

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08/25/2019
Lindsey C.
United States United States
Priceless reaction

I’ll will continue to buy from here! Pranks arrive quickly and are as described!

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06/20/2019
Anonymous
United States United States
Great card

It was so funny my friend sent me a picture of the card it was so worth it.

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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

Customer Reviews
4.9 Based on 26 Reviews
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04/17/2020
Anonymous
United States United States
**** card

Great.....................

A
03/09/2020
Anonymous
United States United States
Eat a ****

Eat a big bag of sloppy dicks

A
12/24/2019
Anonymous
United States United States
Wonderful Revenge

Easy to order and arrived quickly. Hope his coworkers got a kick out it but I know he sure didn't!

LC
08/25/2019
Lindsey C.
United States United States
Priceless reaction

I’ll will continue to buy from here! Pranks arrive quickly and are as described!

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06/20/2019
Anonymous
United States United States
Great card

It was so funny my friend sent me a picture of the card it was so worth it.

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