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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

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4.9 Based on 23 Reviews
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08/25/2019
Lindsey C.
United States United States

Priceless reaction

I’ll will continue to buy from here! Pranks arrive quickly and are as described!

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06/20/2019
Anonymous
United States United States

Great card

It was so funny my friend sent me a picture of the card it was so worth it.

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05/19/2019
RACHEL W.
United States

Very fun!

Loved the look on her face when she opened this!

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04/04/2019
Anonymous

Sweet, sweet revenge

I sent this to a random person who was a total ***** to me for no reason. Tisk, tisk....people need to realize with very little information you can find out where most anyone is located and their personal info. You could use said info for good....or evil. I sent an eat a **** card and I KNOW it ruined their day.

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04/04/2019
Anonymous

Sweet, sweet revenge

I sent this to a random person who was a total ***** to me for no reason. Tisk, tisk....people need to realize with very little information you can find out where most anyone is located and their personal info. You could use said info for good....or evil. I sent an eat a **** card and I KNOW it ruined their day.

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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

Customer Reviews

4.9 Based on 23 Reviews
5 ★
91% 
21
4 ★
9% 
2
3 ★
0% 
0
2 ★
0% 
0
1 ★
0% 
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Customer Photos
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LC
08/25/2019
Lindsey C.
United States United States

Priceless reaction

I’ll will continue to buy from here! Pranks arrive quickly and are as described!

A
06/20/2019
Anonymous
United States United States

Great card

It was so funny my friend sent me a picture of the card it was so worth it.

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05/19/2019
RACHEL W.
United States

Very fun!

Loved the look on her face when she opened this!

A
04/04/2019
Anonymous

Sweet, sweet revenge

I sent this to a random person who was a total ***** to me for no reason. Tisk, tisk....people need to realize with very little information you can find out where most anyone is located and their personal info. You could use said info for good....or evil. I sent an eat a **** card and I KNOW it ruined their day.

A
04/04/2019
Anonymous

Sweet, sweet revenge

I sent this to a random person who was a total ***** to me for no reason. Tisk, tisk....people need to realize with very little information you can find out where most anyone is located and their personal info. You could use said info for good....or evil. I sent an eat a **** card and I KNOW it ruined their day.

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