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Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!
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Wonderful. Super happy about it
No other card can relay the message of "My Heart Burns For You" as much as this one does. Its a work of beauty and mystical magic.
I loved "Eat a ****" Card that I had sent to a great friend. While it was meant to ruin her day, it actually brightened hers and mine! Definitely needed that in our lives....who doesn't need to "Eat a ****" every now and again. ;)
It’s super funny. It shipped in 2 days. Only complaint .. the card is small. Was hoping for $9 it would have been bigger. Still really funny tho.
Wish the card made noise
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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks. What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.
Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!
Wonderful. Super happy about it
No other card can relay the message of "My Heart Burns For You" as much as this one does. Its a work of beauty and mystical magic.
I loved "Eat a ****" Card that I had sent to a great friend. While it was meant to ruin her day, it actually brightened hers and mine! Definitely needed that in our lives....who doesn't need to "Eat a ****" every now and again. ;)
It’s super funny. It shipped in 2 days. Only complaint .. the card is small. Was hoping for $9 it would have been bigger. Still really funny tho.
Wish the card made noise
