Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

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03/03/2019
Joseph S.
United States

The best

Wonderful. Super happy about it

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01/24/2019
Anonymous
United States

Perfect Way To Express Undying Love

No other card can relay the message of "My Heart Burns For You" as much as this one does. Its a work of beauty and mystical magic.

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11/18/2018
Angela N.
United States

BEST EVER!

I loved "Eat a ****" Card that I had sent to a great friend. While it was meant to ruin her day, it actually brightened hers and mine! Definitely needed that in our lives....who doesn't need to "Eat a ****" every now and again. ;)

K
04/07/2018
Kerry
Nj

Little small(no pun)

It’s super funny. It shipped in 2 days. Only complaint .. the card is small. Was hoping for $9 it would have been bigger. Still really funny tho.

A
01/22/2018
Anonymous
United States

Eat a ****

Wish the card made noise

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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

Customer Reviews

Based on 18 reviews
5 ★
89% 
16
4 ★
11% 
2
3 ★
0% 
0
2 ★
0% 
0
1 ★
0% 
0
Customer Photos
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JS
03/03/2019
Joseph S.
United States

The best

Wonderful. Super happy about it

A
01/24/2019
Anonymous
United States

Perfect Way To Express Undying Love

No other card can relay the message of "My Heart Burns For You" as much as this one does. Its a work of beauty and mystical magic.

AN
11/18/2018
Angela N.
United States

BEST EVER!

I loved "Eat a ****" Card that I had sent to a great friend. While it was meant to ruin her day, it actually brightened hers and mine! Definitely needed that in our lives....who doesn't need to "Eat a ****" every now and again. ;)

K
04/07/2018
Kerry
Nj

Little small(no pun)

It’s super funny. It shipped in 2 days. Only complaint .. the card is small. Was hoping for $9 it would have been bigger. Still really funny tho.

A
01/22/2018
Anonymous
United States

Eat a ****

Wish the card made noise

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