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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks. What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.
Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!
Was great! Plan to send to several other people who deserve the joy!!
Perfect for releasing anger
Just the idea of the recipient's face when he received this is worth everything to me. Just wish there was a tiny camera in there to record his reaction.
Great card and the receiver got a good laugh
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