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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks. What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.
Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!
Easy to order and arrived quickly. Hope his coworkers got a kick out it but I know he sure didn't!
I’ll will continue to buy from here! Pranks arrive quickly and are as described!
It was so funny my friend sent me a picture of the card it was so worth it.
Loved the look on her face when she opened this!
I sent this to a random person who was a total ***** to me for no reason. Tisk, tisk....people need to realize with very little information you can find out where most anyone is located and their personal info. You could use said info for good....or evil. I sent an eat a **** card and I KNOW it ruined their day.
