Eat a Dick Card

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  • Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

    Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

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09/12/2017
Anonymous
United States

Superb! Hilarious

Was great! Plan to send to several other people who deserve the joy!!

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08/08/2017
Anonymous
United States

Schwammy

Perfect for releasing anger

LB
07/21/2017
Louis B.
United States

Too funny

Great, easy to order and delivery was fast. Card was hilarious and everyone got a good laugh

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07/18/2017
Anonymous
United States

Warm Feeling of Satisfaction

Just the idea of the recipient's face when he received this is worth everything to me. Just wish there was a tiny camera in there to record his reaction.

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07/12/2017
Peyton G.
United States

Good humor

Great card and the receiver got a good laugh


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