Hey I just wanted to tell you to eat a dick card ruin days

Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks. What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

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04/07/2018

Kerry

Little small(no pun)

It’s super funny. It shipped in 2 days. Only complaint .. the card is small. Was hoping for $9 it would have been bigger. Still really funny tho.

01/22/2018

Anonymous

United States

Eat a ****

Wish the card made noise

12/25/2017

Anonymous

United States

Unknown

Unknown but I guess it was shipped and delivered. Just wish I could of saw it. Very useful though

10/12/2017

Anonymous

United States

He ate the ****

My recipient loves the card. The only negative was the recipient has to go online to see the digital message

09/29/2017

Kim R.

United States

Perfect for the **** head in your life!

Pretty much the best way to passive aggressively tell someone **** you! I'm very happy with my purchase

Eat a Dick Card

Name: Eat a Dick Card
Brand: Ruin Days
SKU: PX-ATBT-RW5C
Price: 9.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.86666666666667 (15 reviews)