Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

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09/06/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

I hope they ate a ****

That's what the card instructed!

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06/10/2021
Brandi C.
United States United States

Great

Exactly what I had plotted. Card arrived timely, and as expected. Many thanks.

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04/09/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Best thing ever

This was so funny, when my mom got this in the mail, she did know what to do or say. She couldn't figure out who sent it, I finally told her it was me and she chase me around the house.

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04/17/2020
Anonymous
United States United States

**** card

Great.....................

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03/09/2020
Anonymous
United States United States

Eat a ****

Eat a big bag of sloppy dicks

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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

Customer Reviews
4.9 Based on 29 Reviews
5 ★
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7% 
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09/06/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

I hope they ate a ****

That's what the card instructed!

BC
06/10/2021
Brandi C.
United States United States

Great

Exactly what I had plotted. Card arrived timely, and as expected. Many thanks.

A
04/09/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Best thing ever

This was so funny, when my mom got this in the mail, she did know what to do or say. She couldn't figure out who sent it, I finally told her it was me and she chase me around the house.

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04/17/2020
Anonymous
United States United States

**** card

Great.....................

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03/09/2020
Anonymous
United States United States

Eat a ****

Eat a big bag of sloppy dicks

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