Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

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05/19/2019
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Very fun!

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04/04/2019
Anonymous

Sweet, sweet revenge

I sent this to a random person who was a total ***** to me for no reason. Tisk, tisk....people need to realize with very little information you can find out where most anyone is located and their personal info. You could use said info for good....or evil. I sent an eat a **** card and I KNOW it ruined their day.

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04/04/2019
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Sweet, sweet revenge

I sent this to a random person who was a total ***** to me for no reason. Tisk, tisk....people need to realize with very little information you can find out where most anyone is located and their personal info. You could use said info for good....or evil. I sent an eat a **** card and I KNOW it ruined their day.

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03/03/2019
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United States

The best

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01/24/2019
Anonymous
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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

Customer Reviews

4.9 Based on 21 reviews
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05/19/2019
RACHEL W.
United States

Very fun!

Loved the look on her face when she opened this!

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04/04/2019
Anonymous

Sweet, sweet revenge

I sent this to a random person who was a total ***** to me for no reason. Tisk, tisk....people need to realize with very little information you can find out where most anyone is located and their personal info. You could use said info for good....or evil. I sent an eat a **** card and I KNOW it ruined their day.

A
04/04/2019
Anonymous

Sweet, sweet revenge

I sent this to a random person who was a total ***** to me for no reason. Tisk, tisk....people need to realize with very little information you can find out where most anyone is located and their personal info. You could use said info for good....or evil. I sent an eat a **** card and I KNOW it ruined their day.

JS
03/03/2019
Joseph S.
United States

The best

Wonderful. Super happy about it

A
01/24/2019
Anonymous
United States

Perfect Way To Express Undying Love

No other card can relay the message of "My Heart Burns For You" as much as this one does. Its a work of beauty and mystical magic.

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