Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

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Based on 16 reviews
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11/18/2018
Angela N.
United States

BEST EVER!

I loved "Eat a ****" Card that I had sent to a great friend. While it was meant to ruin her day, it actually brightened hers and mine! Definitely needed that in our lives....who doesn't need to "Eat a ****" every now and again. ;)

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04/07/2018
Kerry
Nj

Little small(no pun)

It’s super funny. It shipped in 2 days. Only complaint .. the card is small. Was hoping for $9 it would have been bigger. Still really funny tho.

A
01/22/2018
Anonymous
United States

Eat a ****

Wish the card made noise

A
12/25/2017
Anonymous
United States

Unknown

Unknown but I guess it was shipped and delivered. Just wish I could of saw it. Very useful though

A
10/12/2017
Anonymous
United States

He ate the ****

My recipient loves the card. The only negative was the recipient has to go online to see the digital message

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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks.  What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.

Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!

Customer Reviews

Based on 16 reviews
5 Star
88% 
14
4 Star
12% 
2
3 Star
0% 
0
2 Star
0% 
0
1 Star
0% 
0
Customer Photos
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AN
11/18/2018
Angela N.
United States

BEST EVER!

I loved "Eat a ****" Card that I had sent to a great friend. While it was meant to ruin her day, it actually brightened hers and mine! Definitely needed that in our lives....who doesn't need to "Eat a ****" every now and again. ;)

K
04/07/2018
Kerry
Nj

Little small(no pun)

It’s super funny. It shipped in 2 days. Only complaint .. the card is small. Was hoping for $9 it would have been bigger. Still really funny tho.

A
01/22/2018
Anonymous
United States

Eat a ****

Wish the card made noise

A
12/25/2017
Anonymous
United States

Unknown

Unknown but I guess it was shipped and delivered. Just wish I could of saw it. Very useful though

A
10/12/2017
Anonymous
United States

He ate the ****

My recipient loves the card. The only negative was the recipient has to go online to see the digital message

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