This limited edition book by our prized Ruin Days in-house author, Notta Kunt, is the perfect way to help cunts all around the world get the help they need. Unfortunately, studies show 7 out of 10 cunts actually remain cunts for the entirety of their lives. This sad statistic is mostly due to the lack of information on how to refrain from actually being a cunt. Most of the pages of this book try to drill home the mantra of non-cunts around the world:

Easy, just don't be a cunt.

Many of us, non-cunts, take the blessing of understanding these words for granted. This seemingly obvious practice does not come natural to many cunts. Throughout the book, Notta skillfully introduces radically new ideas that can help open the eyes of many cunts. Some of these tips and ideas include the following:

  • Maybe start off being a little less of a cunt and then after that just don't be a cunt at all.
  • Do everything that you're currently doing exactly the same, except for the being a cunt part.
  • You really shouldn't be such a cunt.
  • Pretend it's opposite day. So don't be a cunt today.

Be a hero and mail this book to a cunt in need. By default, all Ruin Days products are shipped 100% anonymously. If you'd like to include a personalized note of encouragement to your cunt-recipient, you may do so on the Cart page.

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05/26/2024
Ronald B.
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Family Friendly Advice

Sometimes the Thanksgiving table isn’t the best place to dole out helpful tips to c u n t y siblings. Thanks to this East to read novelette, I think that the message will be received from n a much more appropriate way. I only wish I could see the face in the uptight c u n t when she gets it.

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08/30/2023
Leighanne N.
United States United States

Revenge

Hope the recipient got the message. Love your service, will buy more for sure

FN
07/06/2023
Finnley N.
United States United States

I don’t feel like such a **** anymore

I used to be such a **** and now I’m just not a ****, goodbye

J
02/27/2023
Jilly
United States United States

Best gift I ever received

I have a guess on who sent it to me. Best gift I ever got! The book still makes me us giggle and it's still a topic of conversation when the family gets together. If this was sent by "the girls" as I am known as the The Cuntessa and sent with love, its fabulous. If it was sent by someone that I have annoyed (may I'm sure) it's even better! Great concept and thank you for imagining it!

KA
01/22/2023
Kenneth A.
Canada Canada

Perfect for a Homewrecker!!!

MAGICAL ✨. I got to send this to my ex bff of 25 years this book, after she tried seducing my husband of 15 yrs behind my back. I only wish I could have seen her face!!!

How To Not Be a Cunt Book

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This limited edition book by our prized Ruin Days in-house author, Notta Kunt, is the perfect way to help cunts all around the world get the help they need. Unfortunately, studies show 7 out of 10 cunts actually remain cunts for the entirety of their lives. This sad statistic is mostly due to the lack of information on how to refrain from actually being a cunt. Most of the pages of this book try to drill home the mantra of non-cunts around the world:

Easy, just don't be a cunt.

Many of us, non-cunts, take the blessing of understanding these words for granted. This seemingly obvious practice does not come natural to many cunts. Throughout the book, Notta skillfully introduces radically new ideas that can help open the eyes of many cunts. Some of these tips and ideas include the following:

  • Maybe start off being a little less of a cunt and then after that just don't be a cunt at all.
  • Do everything that you're currently doing exactly the same, except for the being a cunt part.
  • You really shouldn't be such a cunt.
  • Pretend it's opposite day. So don't be a cunt today.

Be a hero and mail this book to a cunt in need. By default, all Ruin Days products are shipped 100% anonymously. If you'd like to include a personalized note of encouragement to your cunt-recipient, you may do so on the Cart page.

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05/26/2024
Ronald B.
United States United States

Family Friendly Advice

Sometimes the Thanksgiving table isn’t the best place to dole out helpful tips to c u n t y siblings. Thanks to this East to read novelette, I think that the message will be received from n a much more appropriate way. I only wish I could see the face in the uptight c u n t when she gets it.

LN
08/30/2023
Leighanne N.
United States United States

Revenge

Hope the recipient got the message. Love your service, will buy more for sure

FN
07/06/2023
Finnley N.
United States United States

I don’t feel like such a **** anymore

I used to be such a **** and now I’m just not a ****, goodbye

J
02/27/2023
Jilly
United States United States

Best gift I ever received

I have a guess on who sent it to me. Best gift I ever got! The book still makes me us giggle and it's still a topic of conversation when the family gets together. If this was sent by "the girls" as I am known as the The Cuntessa and sent with love, its fabulous. If it was sent by someone that I have annoyed (may I'm sure) it's even better! Great concept and thank you for imagining it!

KA
01/22/2023
Kenneth A.
Canada Canada

Perfect for a Homewrecker!!!

MAGICAL ✨. I got to send this to my ex bff of 25 years this book, after she tried seducing my husband of 15 yrs behind my back. I only wish I could have seen her face!!!

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