This limited edition book by our prized Ruin Days in-house author, Notta Kunt, is the perfect way to help cunts all around the world get the help they need. Unfortunately, studies show 7 out of 10 cunts actually remain cunts for the entirety of their lives. This sad statistic is mostly due to the lack of information on how to refrain from actually being a cunt. Most of the pages of this book try to drill home the mantra of non-cunts around the world:

Easy, just don't be a cunt.

Many of us, non-cunts, take the blessing of understanding these words for granted. This seemingly obvious practice does not come natural to many cunts. Throughout the book, Notta skillfully introduces radically new ideas that can help open the eyes of many cunts. Some of these tips and ideas include the following:

  • Maybe start off being a little less of a cunt and then after that just don't be a cunt at all.
  • Do everything that you're currently doing exactly the same, except for the being a cunt part.
  • You really shouldn't be such a cunt.
  • Pretend it's opposite day. So don't be a cunt today.

Be a hero and mail this book to a cunt in need. By default, all Ruin Days products are shipped 100% anonymously. If you'd like to include a personalized note of encouragement to your cunt-recipient, you may do so on the Cart page.

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08/05/2021
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**** book

Fast, easy shipping and on time. Best of all anonymous. I hope my puke little sister heeds the steps on how not to be a **** however, with lack of intellectual stamina and no moral compass, I’ve little hope!

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05/31/2021
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Wonderful

I love this site for many reasons. I am a repeat customer.

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05/27/2021
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Wish I seen her open

Easy to order. Made me laugh just sending. Glad you make it available Waiting to hear how she liked it Site could be user friendlier with pay portion

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01/05/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Still butt hurt 2 years later!

I had this awesome little book sent to someone who is the walking, talking definition of one two years ago, and to this day she's still butt hurt about it and it truly bothers her not knowing who sent it. Pretty sad that the list of potential senders is so f'n long!!

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11/27/2020
Anonymous
United States United States

So satisfying

I sent this to a terrible women. She probably has no idea who sent it because she’s such a two faced tyrant. Seeing her signature made my day. Super fast shipping.

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How To Not Be a Cunt Book

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This limited edition book by our prized Ruin Days in-house author, Notta Kunt, is the perfect way to help cunts all around the world get the help they need. Unfortunately, studies show 7 out of 10 cunts actually remain cunts for the entirety of their lives. This sad statistic is mostly due to the lack of information on how to refrain from actually being a cunt. Most of the pages of this book try to drill home the mantra of non-cunts around the world:

Easy, just don't be a cunt.

Many of us, non-cunts, take the blessing of understanding these words for granted. This seemingly obvious practice does not come natural to many cunts. Throughout the book, Notta skillfully introduces radically new ideas that can help open the eyes of many cunts. Some of these tips and ideas include the following:

  • Maybe start off being a little less of a cunt and then after that just don't be a cunt at all.
  • Do everything that you're currently doing exactly the same, except for the being a cunt part.
  • You really shouldn't be such a cunt.
  • Pretend it's opposite day. So don't be a cunt today.

Be a hero and mail this book to a cunt in need. By default, all Ruin Days products are shipped 100% anonymously. If you'd like to include a personalized note of encouragement to your cunt-recipient, you may do so on the Cart page.

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United States United States

**** book

Fast, easy shipping and on time. Best of all anonymous. I hope my puke little sister heeds the steps on how not to be a **** however, with lack of intellectual stamina and no moral compass, I’ve little hope!

A
05/31/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Wonderful

I love this site for many reasons. I am a repeat customer.

A
05/27/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Wish I seen her open

Easy to order. Made me laugh just sending. Glad you make it available Waiting to hear how she liked it Site could be user friendlier with pay portion

A
01/05/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Still butt hurt 2 years later!

I had this awesome little book sent to someone who is the walking, talking definition of one two years ago, and to this day she's still butt hurt about it and it truly bothers her not knowing who sent it. Pretty sad that the list of potential senders is so f'n long!!

A Ruin Days Customer
A
11/27/2020
Anonymous
United States United States

So satisfying

I sent this to a terrible women. She probably has no idea who sent it because she’s such a two faced tyrant. Seeing her signature made my day. Super fast shipping.

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