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This limited edition book by our prized Ruin Days in-house author, Notta Kunt, is the perfect way to help cunts all around the world get the help they need. Unfortunately, studies show 7 out of 10 cunts actually remain cunts for the entirety of their lives. This sad statistic is mostly due to the lack of information on how to refrain from actually being a cunt. Most of the pages of this book try to drill home the mantra of non-cunts around the world:

Easy, just don't be a cunt.

Many of us, non-cunts, take the blessing of understanding these words for granted. This seemingly obvious practice does not come natural to many cunts. Throughout the book, Notta skillfully introduces radically new ideas that can help open the eyes of many cunts. Some of these tips and ideas include the following:

  • Maybe start off being a little less of a cunt and then after that just don't be a cunt at all.
  • Do everything that you're currently doing exactly the same, except for the being a cunt part.
  • You really shouldn't be such a cunt.
  • Pretend it's opposite day. So don't be a cunt today.

Be a hero and mail this book to a cunt in need. By default, all Ruin Days products are shipped 100% anonymously. If you'd like to include a personalized note of encouragement to your cunt-recipient, you may do so on the Cart page.

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06/27/2020
Natalie .
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Can’t wait!

Didn’t buy this yet due to funds but coming 3rd Wednesday in July, I am buying! My neighbor and her daughter are the definition of c u next Tuesday. They know how I feel about them so whenever they receive, I expect a knock on my door and I’ll have their reaction on my ring doorbell cam hahahahaha Main reason I hate them is because they have a beautiful in ground pool that they never use. I see ducks in it everyday though ****

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05/27/2020
Tyler B.
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This was awesome

Spectacular as usual! The girl actually threw it at her ex husband which I wish I could’ve gotten on video!

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05/22/2020
Anonymous
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Wish I could’ve seen her face.

Shipping was fast and seeing proof she signed for the package made me happy.

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02/08/2020
anonymous .
United States United States
WORTH IT

Shipping was quicker than expected! Sent this book to someone that is the definition! didn’t get to see the immediate reaction, but I did see the post made about it. 100% worth it.

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01/27/2020
Anonymous
United States United States
Better than expected

It arrived when expected and ruined her day more than I imagined! Funniest part was that she has ****** off so many people she has absolutely no clue who sent it! I am going to send her a spring loaded glitter bomb for her birthday!

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How To Not Be a Cunt Book

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This limited edition book by our prized Ruin Days in-house author, Notta Kunt, is the perfect way to help cunts all around the world get the help they need. Unfortunately, studies show 7 out of 10 cunts actually remain cunts for the entirety of their lives. This sad statistic is mostly due to the lack of information on how to refrain from actually being a cunt. Most of the pages of this book try to drill home the mantra of non-cunts around the world:

Easy, just don't be a cunt.

Many of us, non-cunts, take the blessing of understanding these words for granted. This seemingly obvious practice does not come natural to many cunts. Throughout the book, Notta skillfully introduces radically new ideas that can help open the eyes of many cunts. Some of these tips and ideas include the following:

  • Maybe start off being a little less of a cunt and then after that just don't be a cunt at all.
  • Do everything that you're currently doing exactly the same, except for the being a cunt part.
  • You really shouldn't be such a cunt.
  • Pretend it's opposite day. So don't be a cunt today.

Be a hero and mail this book to a cunt in need. By default, all Ruin Days products are shipped 100% anonymously. If you'd like to include a personalized note of encouragement to your cunt-recipient, you may do so on the Cart page.

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5.0 Based on 10 Reviews
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06/27/2020
Natalie .
United States United States
Can’t wait!

Didn’t buy this yet due to funds but coming 3rd Wednesday in July, I am buying! My neighbor and her daughter are the definition of c u next Tuesday. They know how I feel about them so whenever they receive, I expect a knock on my door and I’ll have their reaction on my ring doorbell cam hahahahaha Main reason I hate them is because they have a beautiful in ground pool that they never use. I see ducks in it everyday though ****

TB
05/27/2020
Tyler B.
United States United States
This was awesome

Spectacular as usual! The girl actually threw it at her ex husband which I wish I could’ve gotten on video!

A
05/22/2020
Anonymous
United States United States
Wish I could’ve seen her face.

Shipping was fast and seeing proof she signed for the package made me happy.

A
02/08/2020
anonymous .
United States United States
WORTH IT

Shipping was quicker than expected! Sent this book to someone that is the definition! didn’t get to see the immediate reaction, but I did see the post made about it. 100% worth it.

A
01/27/2020
Anonymous
United States United States
Better than expected

It arrived when expected and ruined her day more than I imagined! Funniest part was that she has ****** off so many people she has absolutely no clue who sent it! I am going to send her a spring loaded glitter bomb for her birthday!

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