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The envelope is not going to cut it. You really want this person to suffer so you're sending them a spring loaded tube with double the glitter that will ensure total glitterstruction upon opening.
Pro tip: Tell them the best way to get all the glitter out of their carpet is by pouring honey all over it — the glitter sticks to the honey and comes right off! 😂
What if the recipient opens the wrong end?
The "wrong" end or bottom is stapled shut using 4 industrial staples.
Can you hear the glitter in the tube by shaking it?
No, our glitter is safely stored in an isolated compartment so you cannot feel or hear it.
What are the dimensions of the tube?
2" diameter, 7" length
Everything has been amazing both times i have sent these. The key is to make sure someone you can count on will record it on video. It makesevery dollar soent totally worthwhile! Both times this has been hilarious for me! The first was my ex-husband and the second my nephew. They were both able to appreciate the hoke and our friend and family have loved it :)
It was great! The ******* opened it on the only white **** rug he had in his all-wood floor home! My one regret is not being able to see his reaction. Such is life.
The son a a ***** that received it was on Ruin Days a few days before and knew exactly what it was. He opened it from the other end (with the help of pliers) and dumped it out. I had his wife in on it and everything. Would have been perfect.
Those that I sent it to...were thoroughly surprised to say the least.
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