$ 19.99 $ 26.99
The envelope is not going to cut it. You really want this person to suffer so you're sending them a spring loaded tube with double the glitter that will ensure total glitterstruction upon opening.
What if the recipient opens the wrong end?
The "wrong" end or bottom is stapled shut using 4 industrial staples.
Can you hear the glitter in the tube by shaking it?
No, our glitter is safely stored in an isolated compartment so you cannot feel or hear it.
What are the dimensions of the tube?
2" diameter, 7" length
Great fun product
This is the best gift to give. I sent one to my old boss. They said when opened it shot glitter all the way to the hallway. Customers service was great when there was a shipping problem on another order. I recommend to everyone.
Great gift. Recipiant was very ******. Worked great.
The is a premature review. I'm as exited as a child on Christmas Morning! BR, I can't wait for you to open it. I just ordered it and now everyday when the mail comes, I will wait for a loud Irish accent swearing. And I will say to myself "Exxxxxxxcellent Smithers" as I walk by and ask what happened. I have been practicing my deadpan face training so I won't be a suspect. All my training is leading up to this moment. I practice everyday in the mirror "What happened?" "It's everywhere." "Did you need me to find a vacuum for you?" "Oh no, not in your computer!" "It really sticks to your hair gel. It's really in there." "Did you have an Irish Rave in here?" "Wow, green glitter. How Patriotic of them." "Where there's glitter, there must be strippers." Every single one can now be said with a serious and guilt free face AND a sincere level of concern that comes off as sincere and understanding. Thank you for helping me teach this Player lesson. "You wanna get Him? Here's how you get him. He pulls a FAST ONE, you SEND EXPLODING GLITTER.. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send A BAG OF DICKS! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get him!" (Paraphrased from The Untouchables)
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