If you are enough of an asshole to really send a spring-loaded box of shit to somebody, send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org for possible employment.
I want to send them to my family and friends just so I can hear them cry about a **** bazooka going off in their face =D
This would be perfect for the identity thief who stupidly left their name, address & phone number after trying to go on a shopping spree with my credit card information. Rather than the MacBook they were expecting, this would be a much better package to open. If only there was a way I could see the reaction.
ADD GLITTER AND ANNOYING SAND. I want to send this to so many people to fuck with them because they're assholes and need this.
this is some funny shit :poop:
My brother in law gags at even the talk of poop, let alone the sight, smell, touch, anything. I would like to give him this for Christmas please
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