If you are enough of an asshole to really send a spring-loaded box of shit to somebody, send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org for possible employment.
ADD GLITTER AND ANNOYING SAND. I want to send this to so many people to fuck with them because they're assholes and need this.
this is some funny shit :poop:
My brother in law gags at even the talk of poop, let alone the sight, smell, touch, anything. I would like to give him this for Christmas please
Great Christmas gifts for the people who you don't really care for.
I suspected my ex was cheating on me but he kept denying it...right up until I was diagnosed with something that requires antibiotics to make it go away. A face full of spring loaded poop would be a pleasant diversion while waiting for the karma bus to hit him.
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When they pull open this box within a box, fine sand will surely get all over their carpet and stay there for the rest of... View full product details