If you are enough of an asshole to really send a spring-loaded box of shit to somebody, send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org for possible employment.
A bunch of scammers is right there with their IP's free to take from! I want to give them sh*t.
I need this with glitter added ASAP
PLEASE get this back soon!!! I found out my ex was not only cheating but cheating with a married woman. Her husband has no clue...poor guy. I need this item back in stock so I can send both of them one at the same time! If you guys can triple the size I will happily triple the payment. It would be extra amazing if you could put elephant **** in it. We need the option of adding a live spy cam. Money is no option when it comes to having a pile of **** flying at their faces.
I can't explain how much my coworkers want to send this to our former coworker that went to another job. Kind of a "How dare you leave us, ********" message. Also, I should add that we want to send it to her new place of employment, so her new coworkers will know how much of a ******** she is.
I want to send them to my family and friends just so I can hear them cry about a **** bazooka going off in their face =D
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