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07/17/2021
Angry M.
United States United States

Neighbor Package Thief

I really need this for my neighbor who stole my package when our packages got mixed up. I returned their‘s but they kept my son‘s toddler bike and wouldn’t answer the door because they knew what they’ve done. I’d really like some smelly **** to explode On them. Please restock :)

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03/18/2020
Betty
United States United States

PLEASE RE-STOCK THIS ASAP!

Need to send this to a cheating ex ASAP.

JJ
01/17/2019
Johnny J.

Please, Please, Please.....bring this back!!!!!!

I have so many people I need to send this to immediately!!!!

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11/27/2018
Noname

Can I just throw some **** please

Never in stock!!. My ******* boyfriend got engaged while we were still together. He should get **** on! Where is the justice?!?!

T
10/21/2018
Tyrone

LIKE THE GOOD DAYS

I would love to purchase one of these, I used to throw **** all the time in prison! If I didnt get the proper pudding cup, **** on the wall. If the guards wanna disrespect a NIxxA, **** on em. If Jose across from you wanna talk about how you used to do him right and now you got Darnell holding you down, **** sling from one cell to the next. This would be a great addition to my excellent talents. Hope yall bring it back now. Thanks, Tyrone Slapmeat

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Spring Loaded Smelly Poop Bomb

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If you are enough of an asshole to really send a spring-loaded box of shit to somebody, send us an email at i@ruindays.com for possible employment.

 

Customer Reviews
4.9 Based on 41 Reviews
5 ★
95% 
39
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3 ★
5% 
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AM
07/17/2021
Angry M.
United States United States

Neighbor Package Thief

I really need this for my neighbor who stole my package when our packages got mixed up. I returned their‘s but they kept my son‘s toddler bike and wouldn’t answer the door because they knew what they’ve done. I’d really like some smelly **** to explode On them. Please restock :)

B
03/18/2020
Betty
United States United States

PLEASE RE-STOCK THIS ASAP!

Need to send this to a cheating ex ASAP.

JJ
01/17/2019
Johnny J.

Please, Please, Please.....bring this back!!!!!!

I have so many people I need to send this to immediately!!!!

N
11/27/2018
Noname

Can I just throw some **** please

Never in stock!!. My ******* boyfriend got engaged while we were still together. He should get **** on! Where is the justice?!?!

T
10/21/2018
Tyrone

LIKE THE GOOD DAYS

I would love to purchase one of these, I used to throw **** all the time in prison! If I didnt get the proper pudding cup, **** on the wall. If the guards wanna disrespect a NIxxA, **** on em. If Jose across from you wanna talk about how you used to do him right and now you got Darnell holding you down, **** sling from one cell to the next. This would be a great addition to my excellent talents. Hope yall bring it back now. Thanks, Tyrone Slapmeat

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