How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. However, it is not enough to just say the phrase. There's something immensely special about physically providing the said bag of dicks along with your assertion. And our dicks are delicious so you can rest assured your recipient will truly eat a bag of dicks.
Double the dicks = 2 bags of dicks
Triple the dicks = 3 bags of dicks
Whole Box of dicks = 50 bags of dicks (for real)
