• How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. However, it is not enough to just say the phrase. There's something immensely special about physically providing the said bag of dicks along with your assertion. And our dicks are delicious so you can rest assured your recipient will truly eat a bag of dicks.

    Double the dicks = 2 bags of dicks

    Triple the dicks = 3 bags of dicks

    Whole Box of dicks = 50 bags of dicks (for real)

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07/21/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Personalized message

Experience was great. My friend loved the gift. I used this and the ******** trophy to ask him to by my best man. Unfortunately, you guys make the individual visit the website to view the message instead of just providing it in the box so it was awkward like oh cool here’s a bag of dicks and ******** trophy. Recommend providing the message in the box with the gifts next time..

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05/28/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Money well spent

I bought a bunch of gummies, and everyone freaked out because I am a passive Canadian that sent them to an overly aggressive American, and he decided to post on Discord to all our friends about the "gift" he got. Much laughs were had!

HC
05/28/2021
Henne C.
United States United States

Only 5 stars

Badass, I’m happy

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03/08/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Tiny dicks were a hit!

This was a great way to troll my friend over his NBA team loosing to mine!

MD
02/05/2021
Meg D.
United States United States

I wish I could have been there

My only regret is I’ll never know the reaction, because I hate that a**hole. 10/10

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  • How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. However, it is not enough to just say the phrase. There's something immensely special about physically providing the said bag of dicks along with your assertion. And our dicks are delicious so you can rest assured your recipient will truly eat a bag of dicks.

    Double the dicks = 2 bags of dicks

    Triple the dicks = 3 bags of dicks

    Whole Box of dicks = 50 bags of dicks (for real)

Customer Reviews
4.8 Based on 188 Reviews
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07/21/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Personalized message

Experience was great. My friend loved the gift. I used this and the ******** trophy to ask him to by my best man. Unfortunately, you guys make the individual visit the website to view the message instead of just providing it in the box so it was awkward like oh cool here’s a bag of dicks and ******** trophy. Recommend providing the message in the box with the gifts next time..

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05/28/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Money well spent

I bought a bunch of gummies, and everyone freaked out because I am a passive Canadian that sent them to an overly aggressive American, and he decided to post on Discord to all our friends about the "gift" he got. Much laughs were had!

HC
05/28/2021
Henne C.
United States United States

Only 5 stars

Badass, I’m happy

A
03/08/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Tiny dicks were a hit!

This was a great way to troll my friend over his NBA team loosing to mine!

MD
02/05/2021
Meg D.
United States United States

I wish I could have been there

My only regret is I’ll never know the reaction, because I hate that a**hole. 10/10

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