How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. There is no coming back from that. And now you can physically ship someone a bag of edible dicks. This one comes with a note. What does it say? Eat a bag of dicks.
Upon receiving my package and amid the judging glances, I opened my bag of dicks and took one in my hand. I slowly raised it to my lips as I softly wispered "no". That one taste was enough to get me hooked. Before I knew it I was shoving fist fulls of dicks in my mouth. As I watched the empty bag fall into the trash receptacle I paused and reflected upon what had just occurred. Ashamed for what I had just done, ashamed for not offering my dicks to the rest of the office. I got up from my desk and walked to the rear exit to smoke a cigarette next to the dumpsters.
******* great for pranking
I have not heard from the recipient since then
The purchase arrived very fast and the recipient said it was the "greatest bag of dicks ever".
This I've used for a funny gag and as a gift of revenge. I know the person who received it as a joke loved it and laughed. I assume the one meant to ruin someone's day did the trick!
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