I sent these to an ex-coworker as a prank, when I filled out the address, I totally forgot him and his Dad have the same name! I tried to fix it, but the label had already been printed. I got notification that it was delivered and I waited and waited and waited.... I finally sent him a text to see how things were going and he figured out it was me, BUT his dad had already.gone to work, with the bag of dicks to display on his work bench, thinking it was one of his co-workers. I win!
Likely a weather-related mishap so I'm not so mad about it because it was shipped on time and the product was as described. However, when the bag of dicks reached its destination, the recipient got a bag of melted goo that apparently had once been dicks. I was informed that they were refrigerated, molded as best as possible in to one big **** and consumed. Perhaps should come with a warning that **** bags are a dish best served in winter.
Upon receiving my package and amid the judging glances, I opened my bag of dicks and took one in my hand. I slowly raised it to my lips as I softly wispered "no". That one taste was enough to get me hooked. Before I knew it I was shoving fist fulls of dicks in my mouth. As I watched the empty bag fall into the trash receptacle I paused and reflected upon what had just occurred. Ashamed for what I had just done, ashamed for not offering my dicks to the rest of the office. I got up from my desk and walked to the rear exit to smoke a cigarette next to the dumpsters.
******* great for pranking
I have not heard from the recipient since then
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