How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. There is no coming back from that. And now you can physically ship someone a bag of edible dicks. This one comes with a note. What does it say? Eat a bag of dicks.
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Package delivered without a hitch! No complaints here
After receiving my first "surprise" from prankster friends I knew that I HAD to send a package to someone! My friend LOVED it! It arrived when she was having a bad day and it made her literally LOL. I will DEFINITELY order from Ruin Days again! Great concept! Keep up the great work!
This was the perfect gift for a friend that just moved away from all of his friends. He said they were delicious and he loved having the dicks all over his face.
Coworker kept talking **** to me so I sent him a bag of dicks :)
I sent my brother a Bag of Dicks for his birthday. He's currently on base with a bunch of his fellow Marines. He called and they were all laughing so hard when he received the package. Memory made! Thanks!
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