Glitter is the worst creation of mankind. It gets f*@king everywhere and is extremely frustrating. What better way to ruin someone's day than send them a card full of glitter!  The glitter is hidden inside a small pouch so they won't notice it until it's too late for maximum day ruinage. 

Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.

We invented the ORIGINAL Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb back in 2015 so we had a lot of time to perfect this design!

• Standard glitter amount of over 30 grams. (You can double or triple this if you're crazy)
• "Wrong end" is stapled shut with 4 industrial staples
• Sturdy 7 inch by 2 inch diameter shipping tube 
• Glitter stored in separate compartment making it impossible to hear/feel the glitter inside the tube
• Extremely discreet packaging with alternating return addresses 

How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. However, it is not enough to just say the phrase. There's something immensely special about physically providing the said bag of dicks along with your assertion. And our dicks are delicious so you can rest assured your recipient will truly eat a bag of dicks.

Double the dicks = 2 bags of dicks

Triple the dicks = 3 bags of dicks

Whole Box of dicks = 18 bags of dicks (for real)