Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.
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Arrived on time, but didn't explode as much as I hoped. May go for the spring loaded one next time
Item was tracked and was delivered on time, cheers to the recipient
So a friend lives 994 miles away from me now; and I wanted to remind him that I can still be a d!ck at any time. So I sent it for his birthday. Arrived on the day, and he opened it on his NEW WHITE CARPET. Fine glitter EVERYWHERE. Thanks you guys! Being an ******* is truly the greatest gift of all.
Perfect! The scammer received and posted that the only thing they got was this card with confetti. Mission Accomplished!
I expect the target to check out this page next week, so here's a review for him to read. The guy is a class-act *********. Totally deserves a spring-loaded glitter bomb, but I didn't want to put more hardship on his subordinates than his existence already imposes on them. I didn't want to mail it to his house and force his wife to clean it up, so the right choice was to send just a glitter-filled card to his office desk. I won't know how well glitter disperses when he opens it, but the satisfaction of knowing that he will *probably* get it is sufficient for four stars. The lack of tracking information or any kind of notification when he reads the personalized note knocks it down a peg. Want to know how I know you, Jerry? DM me on you-know-what-site. Whether or not I fill you in depends on my mood, but my mood is good at the time of writing this.
Thanks for your review! We do offer tracking for our envelopes if you select that as a shipping option at checkout. :)
$ 9.99
Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.
Arrived on time, but didn't explode as much as I hoped. May go for the spring loaded one next time
Item was tracked and was delivered on time, cheers to the recipient
So a friend lives 994 miles away from me now; and I wanted to remind him that I can still be a d!ck at any time. So I sent it for his birthday. Arrived on the day, and he opened it on his NEW WHITE CARPET. Fine glitter EVERYWHERE. Thanks you guys! Being an ******* is truly the greatest gift of all.
Perfect! The scammer received and posted that the only thing they got was this card with confetti. Mission Accomplished!
I expect the target to check out this page next week, so here's a review for him to read. The guy is a class-act *********. Totally deserves a spring-loaded glitter bomb, but I didn't want to put more hardship on his subordinates than his existence already imposes on them. I didn't want to mail it to his house and force his wife to clean it up, so the right choice was to send just a glitter-filled card to his office desk. I won't know how well glitter disperses when he opens it, but the satisfaction of knowing that he will *probably* get it is sufficient for four stars. The lack of tracking information or any kind of notification when he reads the personalized note knocks it down a peg. Want to know how I know you, Jerry? DM me on you-know-what-site. Whether or not I fill you in depends on my mood, but my mood is good at the time of writing this.
Thanks for your review! We do offer tracking for our envelopes if you select that as a shipping option at checkout. :)
