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Glitter is the worst creation of mankind. It gets f*@king everywhere and is extremely frustrating. What better way to ruin someone's day than send them a card full of glitter!  The glitter is hidden inside a small pouch so they won't notice it until it's too late for maximum day ruinage. 


Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.

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4.9 Based on 18 Reviews
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01/15/2020
Emma R.
Canada Canada

Meh

Arrived on time, but didn't explode as much as I hoped. May go for the spring loaded one next time

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01/09/2020
Anonymous
United States United States

Good job

Item was tracked and was delivered on time, cheers to the recipient

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10/13/2019
Scott F.
United States United States

This was pure gold!

So a friend lives 994 miles away from me now; and I wanted to remind him that I can still be a d!ck at any time. So I sent it for his birthday. Arrived on the day, and he opened it on his NEW WHITE CARPET. Fine glitter EVERYWHERE. Thanks you guys! Being an ******* is truly the greatest gift of all.

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06/12/2019
Charles G.
United States United States

Sent to a scammer

Perfect! The scammer received and posted that the only thing they got was this card with confetti. Mission Accomplished!

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05/08/2019
2kk9

Hi, Jerry!

I expect the target to check out this page next week, so here's a review for him to read. The guy is a class-act *********. Totally deserves a spring-loaded glitter bomb, but I didn't want to put more hardship on his subordinates than his existence already imposes on them. I didn't want to mail it to his house and force his wife to clean it up, so the right choice was to send just a glitter-filled card to his office desk. I won't know how well glitter disperses when he opens it, but the satisfaction of knowing that he will *probably* get it is sufficient for four stars. The lack of tracking information or any kind of notification when he reads the personalized note knocks it down a peg. Want to know how I know you, Jerry? DM me on you-know-what-site. Whether or not I fill you in depends on my mood, but my mood is good at the time of writing this.

05/10/2019
Ruin Days

Thanks for your review! We do offer tracking for our envelopes if you select that as a shipping option at checkout. :)

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Glitter Everywhere Card

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Glitter is the worst creation of mankind. It gets f*@king everywhere and is extremely frustrating. What better way to ruin someone's day than send them a card full of glitter!  The glitter is hidden inside a small pouch so they won't notice it until it's too late for maximum day ruinage. 


Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.

Customer Reviews

4.9 Based on 18 Reviews
5 ★
94% 
17
4 ★
6% 
1
3 ★
0% 
0
2 ★
0% 
0
1 ★
0% 
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ER
01/15/2020
Emma R.
Canada Canada

Meh

Arrived on time, but didn't explode as much as I hoped. May go for the spring loaded one next time

A
01/09/2020
Anonymous
United States United States

Good job

Item was tracked and was delivered on time, cheers to the recipient

SF
10/13/2019
Scott F.
United States United States

This was pure gold!

So a friend lives 994 miles away from me now; and I wanted to remind him that I can still be a d!ck at any time. So I sent it for his birthday. Arrived on the day, and he opened it on his NEW WHITE CARPET. Fine glitter EVERYWHERE. Thanks you guys! Being an ******* is truly the greatest gift of all.

CG
06/12/2019
Charles G.
United States United States

Sent to a scammer

Perfect! The scammer received and posted that the only thing they got was this card with confetti. Mission Accomplished!

2
05/08/2019
2kk9

Hi, Jerry!

I expect the target to check out this page next week, so here's a review for him to read. The guy is a class-act *********. Totally deserves a spring-loaded glitter bomb, but I didn't want to put more hardship on his subordinates than his existence already imposes on them. I didn't want to mail it to his house and force his wife to clean it up, so the right choice was to send just a glitter-filled card to his office desk. I won't know how well glitter disperses when he opens it, but the satisfaction of knowing that he will *probably* get it is sufficient for four stars. The lack of tracking information or any kind of notification when he reads the personalized note knocks it down a peg. Want to know how I know you, Jerry? DM me on you-know-what-site. Whether or not I fill you in depends on my mood, but my mood is good at the time of writing this.

05/10/2019
Ruin Days

Thanks for your review! We do offer tracking for our envelopes if you select that as a shipping option at checkout. :)

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