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Glitter is the worst creation of mankind. It gets f*@king everywhere and is extremely frustrating. What better way to ruin someone's day than send them a card full of glitter!  The glitter is hidden inside a small pouch so they won't notice it until it's too late for maximum day ruinage. 


Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.

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4.9 Based on 19 Reviews
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01/23/2020
Anonymous
United States United States

Great

Great! It ruined the suit of my cheater ex

ER
01/15/2020
Emma R.
Canada Canada

Meh

Arrived on time, but didn't explode as much as I hoped. May go for the spring loaded one next time

A
01/09/2020
Anonymous
United States United States

Good job

Item was tracked and was delivered on time, cheers to the recipient

SF
10/13/2019
Scott F.
United States United States

This was pure gold!

So a friend lives 994 miles away from me now; and I wanted to remind him that I can still be a d!ck at any time. So I sent it for his birthday. Arrived on the day, and he opened it on his NEW WHITE CARPET. Fine glitter EVERYWHERE. Thanks you guys! Being an ******* is truly the greatest gift of all.

CG
06/12/2019
Charles G.
United States United States

Sent to a scammer

Perfect! The scammer received and posted that the only thing they got was this card with confetti. Mission Accomplished!

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Glitter Everywhere Card

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Glitter is the worst creation of mankind. It gets f*@king everywhere and is extremely frustrating. What better way to ruin someone's day than send them a card full of glitter!  The glitter is hidden inside a small pouch so they won't notice it until it's too late for maximum day ruinage. 


Choose your glitter size. Extra fine glitter will really f*@k their day up.

Customer Reviews
4.9 Based on 19 Reviews
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A
01/23/2020
Anonymous
United States United States

Great

Great! It ruined the suit of my cheater ex

ER
01/15/2020
Emma R.
Canada Canada

Meh

Arrived on time, but didn't explode as much as I hoped. May go for the spring loaded one next time

A
01/09/2020
Anonymous
United States United States

Good job

Item was tracked and was delivered on time, cheers to the recipient

SF
10/13/2019
Scott F.
United States United States

This was pure gold!

So a friend lives 994 miles away from me now; and I wanted to remind him that I can still be a d!ck at any time. So I sent it for his birthday. Arrived on the day, and he opened it on his NEW WHITE CARPET. Fine glitter EVERYWHERE. Thanks you guys! Being an ******* is truly the greatest gift of all.

CG
06/12/2019
Charles G.
United States United States

Sent to a scammer

Perfect! The scammer received and posted that the only thing they got was this card with confetti. Mission Accomplished!

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