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Yeah... we went there... It's one thing to send someone a Bag of Dicks and another to literally cover their apartment in hundreds of tiny micropenises. Save this one for someone very special.

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4.9 Based on 183 Reviews
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09/18/2019
Anonymous
United States United States

Worked a little too well

Apparently not everyon in my family thinks it's a funny as I do. But, flawless execution nonetheless. Thanks!

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09/10/2019
Anonymous
United States United States

When words won’t do it

Bought this to send to this spoiled, entitled, wanna-be Barbie my company does business with. Nothing will knock this girl off her high horse or deflate her head, but knowing she got covered in tiny ***** projectiles is sastifying

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09/03/2019
Kelsey E.
United States United States

Too funny!!!

I laughed my *** off at him. Thanks for the laugh! Will probably use y’all again sometime

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08/22/2019
Anonymous
United States United States

Good ole fashioned heart-on

the absolutely perfect amount of F-U and funny. worth every penny.

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08/20/2019
Anonymous
United States United States

This was the most convenient way...

to troll an @**clown that I’ve ever come across. This was easily the best money I’ve ever spent.

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Yeah... we went there... It's one thing to send someone a Bag of Dicks and another to literally cover their apartment in hundreds of tiny micropenises. Save this one for someone very special.

Customer Reviews

4.9 Based on 183 Reviews
5 ★
94% 
172
4 ★
2% 
4
3 ★
3% 
5
2 ★
0% 
0
1 ★
1% 
2
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09/18/2019
Anonymous
United States United States

Worked a little too well

Apparently not everyon in my family thinks it's a funny as I do. But, flawless execution nonetheless. Thanks!

A
09/10/2019
Anonymous
United States United States

When words won’t do it

Bought this to send to this spoiled, entitled, wanna-be Barbie my company does business with. Nothing will knock this girl off her high horse or deflate her head, but knowing she got covered in tiny ***** projectiles is sastifying

KE
09/03/2019
Kelsey E.
United States United States

Too funny!!!

I laughed my *** off at him. Thanks for the laugh! Will probably use y’all again sometime

A
08/22/2019
Anonymous
United States United States

Good ole fashioned heart-on

the absolutely perfect amount of F-U and funny. worth every penny.

A
08/20/2019
Anonymous
United States United States

This was the most convenient way...

to troll an @**clown that I’ve ever come across. This was easily the best money I’ve ever spent.

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