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Yeah... we went there... It's one thing to send someone a Bag of Dicks and another to literally cover their apartment in hundreds of tiny micropenises. Save this one for someone very special.

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4.9 Based on 211 Reviews
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07/07/2020
Anonymous
United States United States
Was amazing!!! They still don't know who sent it

Let's just say the spring loaded dicks were perfect for this recipient, as well as the "**** It QUITTER" message inside. :) Included withe pictures they posted to their Story as well as a post on Facebook asking the Pranker to identify themselves. I may send a glitter note backup in a few weeks identifying myself. Or I will wait until Christmas :) Yes, in 6 months. What can I say, we're Jerks :)

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06/29/2020
Nicola C.
United States United States
Loved!

Great service, arrived on time, would definitely use again!!! (Could add photos for some reason).

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06/12/2020
Alli
United States United States
Sent it to a cop

I’m sure he squealed with delight

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06/02/2020
Theresa O.
United States United States
Terrific!!

I was not present for the unveiling, but to quote the last part of the text I received in response, "To sum it up, I love you. You've made my day better." And what better way to surprise an awesome person in your life than a bunch of little dicks popping out all over their workplace? I'm now compiling a list of others who could use a little surprise package.Thank you.

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05/26/2020
Anonymous
United States United States
Perfect gift for narcissists

I was exuberant to see my nemesis get a face full of ****. Lemons talks a lot of **** to begin with, it was nice to see something going in his mouth instead of coming out

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Spring Loaded Dick Bomb

211 reviews   |  

Yeah... we went there... It's one thing to send someone a Bag of Dicks and another to literally cover their apartment in hundreds of tiny micropenises. Save this one for someone very special.

Customer Reviews
4.9 Based on 211 Reviews
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A
07/07/2020
Anonymous
United States United States
Was amazing!!! They still don't know who sent it

Let's just say the spring loaded dicks were perfect for this recipient, as well as the "**** It QUITTER" message inside. :) Included withe pictures they posted to their Story as well as a post on Facebook asking the Pranker to identify themselves. I may send a glitter note backup in a few weeks identifying myself. Or I will wait until Christmas :) Yes, in 6 months. What can I say, we're Jerks :)

NC
06/29/2020
Nicola C.
United States United States
Loved!

Great service, arrived on time, would definitely use again!!! (Could add photos for some reason).

A Ruin Days Customer
A
06/12/2020
Alli
United States United States
Sent it to a cop

I’m sure he squealed with delight

TO
06/02/2020
Theresa O.
United States United States
Terrific!!

I was not present for the unveiling, but to quote the last part of the text I received in response, "To sum it up, I love you. You've made my day better." And what better way to surprise an awesome person in your life than a bunch of little dicks popping out all over their workplace? I'm now compiling a list of others who could use a little surprise package.Thank you.

A
05/26/2020
Anonymous
United States United States
Perfect gift for narcissists

I was exuberant to see my nemesis get a face full of ****. Lemons talks a lot of **** to begin with, it was nice to see something going in his mouth instead of coming out

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