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Spring Loaded Dick Bomb

Spring Loaded Dick Bomb

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$ 22.99 USD
$ 22.99 USD
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What if the recipient opens the wrong end?

The "wrong" end or bottom is stapled shut using 4 industrial staples. The "correct" end is secured with a piece of tape  with a tabbed end for easy removal.

Can you hear the glitter in the tube by shaking it?

No, unlike our competitors' products, our glitter is safely stored in an isolated compartment so you cannot feel or hear the glitter at all.

What are the dimensions of the tube?

2" diameter, 7" length

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Yeah... we went there... It's one thing to send someone a  Bag of Dicks and another to literally cover their apartment in hundreds of tiny micropenises. Save this one for someone very special.

The Original Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb

We are the inventors of the original Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb, back in 2015, so we had a lot of time to perfect this design! Our glitter bombs are packed with over 40 grams of glitter and a 9 inch spring, ensuring total glitterstruction! The glitter is stored in a separate compartment making it impossible to hear the glitter inside of the tube. Double or triple the glitter for a more drastic effect.