Here at Ruin Days, we've been telling people to "Eat a Dick", "Eat a Bag of Dicks", "Congratulations, You're a Dick", etc. for years. How could we forget the classic "Suck a Dick"!?!? Send a cherry flavored hard candy penis today. It's 6 inches long – bigger than the American average! Everyone knows you're supposed to start measuring from the base of the balls.

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07/04/2018
Garrett N.
United States

Too funny

My friend didn't know how to deal with an anonymous lollipop ****. Lol

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05/04/2018
Anonymous
United States

Funny, but my joke didn’t get across.

Well, the person I sent this to laughed. He thought it was hilarious. Unfortunately, the whole joke was in the message I attached to order. Looks like to be able to see the message attached, instead of having a card or something in the package, there’s writing that says “to see your personal message go to *this site*” My friend was just kinda like “oh haha, that’s funny”. But after he saw the message he understood the joke and wished he saw the message when he originally opened the package. So, hopefully you don’t have to attach a message to get your joke across.

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04/25/2018
Anonymous
United States

Great

It was amazing! My buddy hated and loved it!

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04/11/2018
Anonymous
United States

**** A ****

Thank you. This is a riot.

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Here at Ruin Days, we've been telling people to "Eat a Dick", "Eat a Bag of Dicks", "Congratulations, You're a Dick", etc. for years. How could we forget the classic "Suck a Dick"!?!? Send a cherry flavored hard candy penis today. It's 6 inches long – bigger than the American average! Everyone knows you're supposed to start measuring from the base of the balls.

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
5 Star
75% 
3
4 Star
25% 
1
3 Star
0% 
0
2 Star
0% 
0
1 Star
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GN
07/04/2018
Garrett N.
United States

Too funny

My friend didn't know how to deal with an anonymous lollipop ****. Lol

A
05/04/2018
Anonymous
United States

Funny, but my joke didn’t get across.

Well, the person I sent this to laughed. He thought it was hilarious. Unfortunately, the whole joke was in the message I attached to order. Looks like to be able to see the message attached, instead of having a card or something in the package, there’s writing that says “to see your personal message go to *this site*” My friend was just kinda like “oh haha, that’s funny”. But after he saw the message he understood the joke and wished he saw the message when he originally opened the package. So, hopefully you don’t have to attach a message to get your joke across.

A
04/25/2018
Anonymous
United States

Great

It was amazing! My buddy hated and loved it!

A
04/11/2018
Anonymous
United States

**** A ****

Thank you. This is a riot.

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